We broke up because...

khara2012

Why did you break things off with the person who posted above you?

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MathDonkey

She was way too hot for me...

stayfit_ria

I said bring on the heat and she hit me with pepper spray.

MathDonkey

She asked for things, but when I gave them to her, she complained

stayfit_ria

He kept forgetting how perfect I am. He had to go. My new partner is so much better. I never complain to myself. Right self??? Absolutely doll!

4ever420

She kept talking to herself, to an alarming degree

stayfit_ria

It's only bad if I actually talk back to myself. Oh wait...never mind!! I like white jackets anyway.

She was always pulling the fire alarms in hotels. I was tired of bailing her out of jail.

MathDonkey

She left me in jail for an entire week

JenNicole11

He had a secret stash of machetes and he talked like Sling Blade

WarDamnJay

Ugh...She didn't like my mustard and biscuits!

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MathDonkey

He was too worried about what I liked and didn't like

4ever420

She kept accidently calling me Donna. Who's Donna???

merlewalton

She didn't approve of me laughing so much and being happy all the time.

MathDonkey

He was secretly the joker

WarDamnJay

I'm Batman!

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Darkhawk1969

She wouldnt remove her glasses

MathDonkey

Preferred I didn't see what he was doing

emilee974

HunterKiller wrote: »

@emilee974 because i couldn't speak French.

Yes, it was a big problem in my family

@MathDonkey‌ was too curious ans wanted to see everything

stayfit_ria

Made me dance for my dinner every night.

oboeing

never danced for me

Darkhawk1969

she wouldnt dance around the pole

Icebunny33

Refused to go dancing with me! >:(

Darkhawk1969

because l had two left feet

MathDonkey

He had a weird birth defect

Icebunny33

He had a foot fetish that I just could NOT handle

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JenNicole11

Was always ridiculing me

MathDonkey

She couldn't take a joke

stayfit_ria

His jokes hit too close to home