Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • notfromarizona
    notfromarizona Posts: 53 Member
    Mine is that it isn't a rare occasion I eat 900 of my daily 1200-1300 calories after midnight. I just eat tons of raw veggies/low calorie protein cereal the next day so I don't go over.
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    I actually logged my food today.
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,032 Member
    jdhcm2006 wrote: »

    Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.

    Have you considered the single-serving microwavable brownie bowls?

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    oh? This makes far more sense for me... I've been thinking about brownie batter now after seeing post after post about it on here. lol A portion? Crazy concept, wonder if I could do that. Thanks :)
  • kodiakke
    kodiakke Posts: 379 Member
    Just reading all these makes me drool, and also makes me feel lame. I just get on the scale several times in the morning. And move and recalibrate the scale. Just in case it, you know, got stuck at that weight. *sigh*
  • stefchrysler
    stefchrysler Posts: 47 Member
    edited February 2015
    I'm so addicted to diet coke. My fiancée bugs me about it and when he's not home I replace it so it looks like I haven't drank as much as I have.. Ugh
  • transientcanuck
    transientcanuck Posts: 82 Member
    I sometimes eat peanut butter by the spoonful. I have also done this with jam, Nutella, and yes, cake frosting. My proud moment is not consuming the entire container.

  • stefchrysler
    stefchrysler Posts: 47 Member
    I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.

    Lol! How did you swallow?! This made my day. I've been there. I ate baking chocolate when I had nothing. And it's not good

  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
    sodakat wrote: »
    You know that saying when you close out your food log...the If everyday were like today you'd weigh X in 5 weeks?

    I tried it once back when I first joined.

    I ate the same thing every single day for 5 freaking weeks.

    That saying is a liar.

    Thanks for being the tester! I knew someone must have but didn't want to start a thread to call people out!

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    By the end of that, I was gagging on oatmeal. I stopped heating it up and just mixed it into water and chugged it. I highly do not recommend trying it out. Unless of course your tolerance to oatmeal is better than mine.

    Well, thank you for doing it. I've always suspected it was nonsense.

    I may or may not be bitter because I'm still four pounds heavier than it said I would be December 20th.
  • stefchrysler
    stefchrysler Posts: 47 Member
    chudak wrote: »
    Our local bakery was making these AMAZING large, sweet lavender sandwich cookies. I bought one for my husband. He ate half of it and then said he left the other half in his gym bag and then forgot about it. Soooo I fished the cookie (wrapped in paper!) out of his nasty old gym clothes and ate it :smile:
    Bahaha this made me literally laugh out loud! I got my fiancée a bunch of chocolate for Xmas in his stocking and ate all of it but the letter m. When he went looking for it he was like did you eat ALL of my chocolate!?? Haha I left him the wrappers...
  • beautifvl
    beautifvl Posts: 2 Member
    I binge on everything when I crave it and once I get it I can't have enough. Croutons, granola bars, salame, and anything sugary.
  • Snoozypaws3000
    Snoozypaws3000 Posts: 133 Member
    I confess I once, in a moment of chocolate craving madness, ate some of my dog's specialised Doggy Chox Treats

    Also I would have eaten more if they had tasted nice *blush*

    They tasted like how I imagine a chocolate scented candle would taste...sort of waxy and synthetic

    I confess that I haven't actually tried eating a chocolate scented candle.....yet...
    but when I do I probably wont log that either!

    NB that's "When" I do not "If" :D
  • junestarrr
    junestarrr Posts: 52 Member
    I hop on the scale every. single. time after using the bathroom at home.

    For shame.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,349 Member
    junestarrr wrote: »
    I hop on the scale every. single. time after using the bathroom at home.

    For shame.

    But do you hop on before, so you know how much you lost? ;)
  • fsalib3
    fsalib3 Posts: 14 Member
    I started dieting to make my dad happy , but now it's more of a personal choice
  • ovinas1
    ovinas1 Posts: 413 Member
    jdhcm2006 wrote: »

    Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.

    Have you considered the single-serving microwavable brownie bowls?

    warmdelights.gif

    oh? This makes far more sense for me... I've been thinking about brownie batter now after seeing post after post about it on here. lol A portion? Crazy concept, wonder if I could do that. Thanks :)

    Brilliant!, I'm in. We will portion and weight food that should only be eaten by 2 body states.
    1 is pregnant
    2 is high.

  • amandarunning
    amandarunning Posts: 306 Member
    edited February 2015
    Reading the 200+ new posts this morning brightened my day (snow stopped golf) :-)

    I can't have cereal in the house as I grab a handful, glug some milk out of the container, mix around and swallow...never log that.
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    When I've had a really bad day, calorie wise, if I think I can average it out through the week, I'll move 100-200 calories worth of food to each day afterward until I'm in the green. Like, if I ate 7 cookies and went over my calorie goal, I'll log one of them into each day for the rest of the week until today's goal is green... And that is my "placeholder" for those calories for the rest of the week to make sure I reverse the damage completely. ;)
  • aubyshortcake
    aubyshortcake Posts: 796 Member
    I know we're not 'supposed' to, but I totally use food as a reward for staying in my goals. When I hit 21 days consecutive logging under my calorie goal, I'm getting nachos :D

    if they're all stuck together when you pick them up then that counts as one nacho.
  • alanna692001
    alanna692001 Posts: 2 Member
    I went to Tesco last night to buy milk........ended up buying a packet of 5 white chocolate cookies and ate the lot! Felt rubbish afterwards but today is a new day!
  • jessblack675
    jessblack675 Posts: 6 Member
    Laurend224 wrote: »
    I can't do any type of jumping jacks or running without my belly smacking the top of my thighs. It's really embarrassing. Going to talk to a surgeon about a panniculectomy. Three kids and yo-yoing between 140 and 252 a few times wrecked my belly.

    I want one of those! I've got the same problem
  • yesimpson
    yesimpson Posts: 1,372 Member
    When I've had a really bad day, calorie wise, if I think I can average it out through the week, I'll move 100-200 calories worth of food to each day afterward until I'm in the green. Like, if I ate 7 cookies and went over my calorie goal, I'll log one of them into each day for the rest of the week until today's goal is green... And that is my "placeholder" for those calories for the rest of the week to make sure I reverse the damage completely. ;)

    I DO THIS TOO. I thought I was the only one who spent time painstakingly fudging the numbers til they look like I actually have self control and a plan :)
  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    AllTheNoms wrote: »
    I used to make butter sandwiches. Butter? Good. Bread? Good.

    It really is a wonder how I ended up overweight.

    I can go one step further, my brother and I once ate 13 pieces of toast each with butter and sugar. We used to call it bean toast as is (bien toast).

  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    edited February 2015
    sengalissa wrote: »
    I love going out for meals and stuffing my face with burgers and getting drunk in front of my overweight friends who have accused me of starving myself!

    Little do they know that my day to day life is extremely controlled and disciplined. I just follow the 80/20 rule.

    I also love beating all my kids friends parents in the yearly local 10km. We all train all year for it, I live in a very competitive area of North london. It's hilarious.

    I'm a bit of a *kitten*. I'm good with that! There's a lot of jealous people around. It's a novelty for me, as I only really hit my stride in the last couple of years.

    I always eat more in public just to show everyone that I can eat cheesecake and still look slim. It's because I am very controlled 90% of the time. But I, too, love to shovel it in just to rub it in. Why do I do that? To make it look easy? But why?

    Because you've worked extremely hard and people's envy is actually rewarding, especially if you haven't had it before. I get bitchy comments and people actually trying to feed me to make me less attractive(I'm not imagining it, usually a fatten her up comment goes along) these people aren't actually my friends. It's mean and I hate it. I like to get my revenge and seem like it's all effortless! Joy!

  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,440 Member
    Eaten handfuls of semi-sweet chocolate chips and not logged them because they don't count? Check.

    Eaten peanut butter directly out of the jar and not logged it? Check.

    Eaten half of a huge loaf of homemade bread and only logged a couple of servings? Also check.

    I need to switch my diary around so that I have a "food I didn't mean to eat" category to log it all.
  • LisaMcDonald86
    LisaMcDonald86 Posts: 33 Member
    I sometimes eat peanut butter by the spoonful. I have also done this with jam, Nutella, and yes, cake frosting. My proud moment is not consuming the entire container.

    I guilty of also eating peanut butter by the spoonful and not the natural pb either! :(
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
    junestarrr wrote: »
    I hop on the scale every. single. time after using the bathroom at home.

    For shame.

    But do you hop on before, so you know how much you lost? ;)

    You are a genius! And here I've just been pooping on the scale to figure that out. :'(
  • mkakids
    mkakids Posts: 1,913 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    I hide the honeycrisp apples and give my daughter galas or another variety. I'm very Trunchbull about it. Honeycrisp are much too good for children.

    I have considered doing this. My 3 kids go through around 10# of honeycrisp apples a week! Those f'rs are expensive!
  • caddir
    caddir Posts: 150 Member
    My confession: I'm sat in Carluccio's whilst my hubby is undergoing surgery and I'm petrified. I'm feeling sick and scared and not sure i can walk past Thornton's and Millie's and all the other shops selling edibles without bingeing. I feel so powerless just waiting for him to come out of theatre and for them to let me know if it's or worst fears or nothing to worry about.

    I really, really want chocolate right now but am making do with a skimmed milk coffee.
  • mkakids
    mkakids Posts: 1,913 Member
    jdhcm2006 wrote: »

    Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.

    Have you considered the single-serving microwavable brownie bowls?

    warmdelights.gif

    oh? This makes far more sense for me... I've been thinking about brownie batter now after seeing post after post about it on here. lol A portion? Crazy concept, wonder if I could do that. Thanks :)

    Oh! Ive never even thought of freezing those! I usually reserve my batter binging for special occasions (every other thursday and some sundays =)...but I could definitely work that in a couple xs a week!
  • Michele7091
    Michele7091 Posts: 256 Member
    funjen1972 wrote: »
    I wear the same stinky workout clothes for several days without washing. Ewww gross, I know. Always change my socks though lol

    I wear the same shorts for my morning workout 5 days in a row and then throw them in the wash over the weekend. They're that moisture-wicking material so I just lay them out over the edge of the tub to dry overnight.