Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • Posts: 139 Member
    Francl27 wrote: »

    But do you wear your heart rate monitor?

    No, just found online that "The average man burns 4.2 calories a minute having sex, while women burn 3.1 calories. " and calculated based on that.
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    soloelixir wrote: »
    I resent thin people. I've been fat my whole life, and have no idea what it's like to be thin. I know I shouldn't resent them, but damn, when I see a thin girl complaining about how those jeans make her *kitten* look big, I want to slap her in the face.

    Same! At the end of the day, I'm mad. When thin people talk about needing to lose 5lbs like it's the world's biggest deal I just want to shake them!
    Also, I know people think that 'All about that Bass' is thin shaming.....but in reality, I just don't care. Every other song is about pretty thin girls, let me have one.

    So I guess my real confession is that I'm bitter. Should probably work on that :\
  • Posts: 4,535 Member
    edited February 2015
    ErikThaRed wrote: »
    I log sexual activity in my exercise diary; and even looked up how much calories mastur.bation burns...lol

    Oh. My.

    How comparable is *kitten* (<- this is starred, seriously? Okay, we'll go with wanking) to sex, calorie burn wise?
  • Reading all the poop posts makes me jealous.
    I've never eaten so many vegetables or ingested so much water, yet I haven't taken a poop in 5 days. :\
    I'm secretly hoping for a 5 pound loss when it finally happens.
  • Posts: 10 Member
    stef_e wrote: »
    As soon as I'm alone in the house, I eat anything and everything. I've been doing that for 3 years, it's amazing I'm not overweight

    [NOT JUDGING]
    Technically these are signs of ED's (eating in secret, binge eating)- just be careful, kay?

  • Posts: 4,535 Member
    Reading all the poop posts makes me jealous.
    I've never eaten so many vegetables or ingested so much water, yet I haven't taken a poop in 5 days. :\
    I'm secretly hoping for a 5 pound loss when it finally happens.

    YOU WOULD THINK, right??? I've totally gotten super excited about a poop, only to discover my loss was minimal.

    Sorry, I get super worked up when talking about poop. I just really, really miss being regular.
  • Posts: 169 Member
    I don't have carbs with my dinner so I have room for chocolate. Sweets/chocolate make up almost a quarter of my daily calories. I really need to get it under control.
  • Posts: 131 Member
    I only log losses, never gains

    Same here!
  • Posts: 1,121 Member

    Yes, for real.

    If you want to get all evo bio about it, the physiological/genetic underpinning of the modern mental illness anorexia nervosa is an adaptation for surviving famine--things like amenorrhea and a very single-minded focus on food, triggered when body fat drops below a specific percentage or drops a significant amount in a short period of time (for example in the *modern* world, when someone with the genetic susceptibility embarks on a successful diet). Of course, in anorexia, it's about NOT EATING, but you surround yourself with food in every other way possible. Massive recipe collections. Huge shopping sprees of stuff you won't eat. Cooking elaborate meals for your family. Baking baking baking. Instagrams full of nothing but the same six chopped up vegetables.

    To be clear, I'm NOT implying the OP here has a problem; there is simply no data to support or deny it. It's just all the people in the thread going, "Teehee how deliciously evil"--for them, I wanted to point out the dark underside of the behavior in some people.

    No. It's just funny. Sorry you don't get it.

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  • Posts: 6,993 Member
    I have to get an implant to regulate my pee.
  • Posts: 18 Member
    I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
    I keep sugar free popsicles in the freezer for such times--15 calories a pop and 1 or 2 works for me.
  • Posts: 3,685 Member

    I TOTALLY used to do the soy sauce/A1 in the hand. Hell, I used to just pour Lawry's Seasoned Salt in the cap and stick my finger in there. I stopped that years ago, but I now I sort of want to do it again :)

    I love love love love A-1 sauce. I dont know what it is about it. I can eat a really high quality steak but I HAVE to have A-1 sauce.

  • Posts: 15,151 Member
    ErikThaRed wrote: »

    No, just found online that "The average man burns 4.2 calories a minute having sex, while women burn 3.1 calories. " and calculated based on that.

    Wrong type of woman!
  • Posts: 1,120 Member
    I am secretly afraid that my endocrinologist will stalk my food diary (they know that I use MFP) if I made my diary public. I don't know if they would celebrate that I am using IIFYM and eating "junk" (one of my appointment notes from one of my earlier appointments told me to eat cookies :D ) or freak out that I am not following a "diabetic diet."
  • Posts: 90 Member

    That kind of cookie dough can be frozen. Would that slow you down?

    Ha! Only an amateur couldn't hack through frozen dough.

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    I love reading these posts... what a great thread, and now I don't feel so freakish, I relate to so many of them I couldn't choose one to respond to directly.

    I am so ashamed of the amount of coffee and coffee creamer I consume, that I actually limit myself (to only 6-8 cups per day lol..) on it out of shame of having to post it because I refuse to lie to myself about it. Guess it doesn't matter the motivation for limiting it, but that's mine.

    I can't simply throw out cookies, candy or ice cream, I must destroy them and bury them in the garbage out of fear that I will go fish them out.
  • Posts: 150 Member
    I've just logged 533 calories over the 1284 I have daily, nearly half as much again! . It went on loads of bits, and I'm properly annoyed at myself.
  • Posts: 46 Member
    I stalk the profiles of people who make me laugh in forums. Then I friend them. Then I panic that they're going to think I'm a creep.

    Soulmates.

  • Posts: 1,201 Member
    This thread makes me feel so much better.
    Once my family was away for a couple of days and I ate like probably 1 and a half gallons of ice cream (out of three different containers to make it look like I had maybe eaten slightly less?) considered just finishing them and buying more.
    Thank goodness I'm vegan now ._.
  • Posts: 1,395 Member
    edited February 2015
    xMrBunglex wrote: »

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    Okay.



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    All my profile pics are from before I gained weight..... too ashamed to upload a current picture and I tend to avoid cameras anyway + I kind of find it motivating to see my 'old self' and know that I will get back there one day.
  • Posts: 1,941 Member
    confession- my mother in law flew out to help us deal with a super stressful situation. In passing she told me I am right on the borderline of anorexic looking (not there yet, but dont sneeze!) and I took this as justification to eat a buncha muncha food today. Its been a stressful month, a particularily hectic week, and damnit if I look thin to the point of anorexia then I am eating all the damn food today.
  • Posts: 1,941 Member
    edited February 2015
    also- in my weight loss support group I attend, (as a maintainer) I made the whole room laugh with tales of my binge eating escapades. (this happened earlier tonight)

    - "but you are so thin!"

    yeah well I said "dont think because Im sitting here in a size zero I havent doubled down on chocolate cake like my life hasnt depended on it before"
  • Posts: 12,032 Member
    hajjarlena wrote: »

    Same! At the end of the day, I'm mad. When thin people talk about needing to lose 5lbs like it's the world's biggest deal I just want to shake them!
    Also, I know people think that 'All about that Bass' is thin shaming.....but in reality, I just don't care. Every other song is about pretty thin girls, let me have one.

    So I guess my real confession is that I'm bitter. Should probably work on that :\

    Yup, probably should...because someone looks thin doesn't mean they feel thin. They may have lost 100 lbs. and not even realize they are thin. So they feel fat they can't fit into the jeans.... so we hate on them? I don't get it... and yes I have a ways to go before anyone would call me slim so... for what that's worth. lol
  • Posts: 1 Member
    I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.

    thanks for the good laugh (with you, not at you). I've felt that way.
  • Posts: 1 Member
    I have zero self control with sweets in my house so I just don't buy them. Sometimes, however, I REALLY need some sugar so then I just eat it straight out of the bag with a spoon.
  • Posts: 340 Member
    I still feel so insecure about my body, it's gotten better but I'm still not ready to start dating again. Trying this again to lose some pounds.
  • I make my own hot cocoa at home with milk, powdered bakers chocolate and then add vanilla and small amounts of sugar. Tastes better than the store bought and you control sugar content
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  • Posts: 426 Member
    Sometimes I eat an entire tub of Sweet Chilli Philly with rice crackers..... Once I start I can't stop. I have classified this as 'dinner' more than once.

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