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Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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First confession: My wife bought a tub of pre-made cookie dough so she could quickly make some cookies for guests (and to make the house smell wonderful). After making a dozen, the tub has sat in the fridge for a week now...and I grab a spoon most nights and go down for a couple (oh hell, this is a confession thread, right?) six or seven spoonfuls of the doughy yumminess.
At first, I reasoned, "She won't be able to tell that there is any missing," but after a solid week of this, there's no disguising the fact that the tub is more than half empty. I'm waiting for the night she goes to make another batch, and realizes that so much is missing.
Second confession: I have considered buying another tub of the exact same cookie dough, scooping out enough to match the amount left in the original container, and then hiding that one in our garage refrigerator to continue to after-dinner snacking.
That kind of cookie dough can be frozen. Would that slow you down?0 -
alienbabyjen wrote: »I ate a whole bag of doritos this weekend, like I tend to do every once in a while. In my defense, they deserved it.
Nacho cheese doritos are my victim of choice when I am PMSing and know I have to kill a whole bag of something. Because I rationalize that they are made from corn and have more fiber than evil evil starchy lays.Alatariel75 wrote: »
My husband's team at work has 2 vegana. I often bake for his team, and never bake vegan, and take major perverse pleasure in the times that my baking makes them cave and eat it, even though it is full of eggs, cream and butter.
ETA: Just to clairfy, they know it isn't vegan. I'm not tricking them!
My Confession: I thought someone's husband's team at work consisted of two women referred to in a quite graphic and odd way...and then skimmed to pleasur and "cave" and "eating" and overall just began to wonder what said husband did for a living?0 -
I stalk the profiles of people who make me laugh in forums. Then I friend them. Then I panic that they're going to think I'm a creep.2
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I've always loved the taste of chlorinated pool water. It doesn't feel good to drink it, but since I was little, I've always taken a few moments in each swim to fill my mouth with the water and savor the flavor.
For those of you not on my feed, I recently posted a status about 17% of swimmers peeing in the pool and 83% of swimmers being lying liars who lie.
On average, there are 1-2 pounds of fecal matter molecules floating around a standard pool at any moment.
Honey badger don't care.0 -
Love that I'm not the only food crazy person on here. My family were sitting down with a box of chocolates and were all saying how well I was doing not eating any (I'm a total chocoholic!). After everyone had gone to bed I snuck downstairs and ate the rest of the chocolates plus more from the fridge, I just couldn't resist0
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Me too. Way too effing hard.I'm sorry but I lol'd at this ( · )( · )0 -
Never, never, NEVER have I ever peed in the pool. I know how often that water gets changed.
I don't taste pool water, but I love the chlorinated smell. It's homey to me.0 -
I feel guilty about peeing in rivers and lakes.0
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I once replaced all of my day's calories with Snickers bars, and wrote a thread about it.
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10023905/my-one-day-snickers-bar-story/p10 -
*whispers* "Me too, we should start a secret clu - -NVM."0 -
Wasn't trying to be meanDanilynn1975 wrote: »I highly doubt weighing 157 for the last several years is an issue.
I have read continuously "weigh everything", sort of the point to Iosing weight and keeping it off.
I also have thyroid issues. But thanks for your concern. I don't have any eating disorders.
I also work 65 hours every week plus take care of elderly parents, both of whom have medical challenges in addition to 2 kids and a heart patient husband. So anything that simplifies my life is awesome. I also have my own medical issues.
2 weeks ago I worked 95 hours in one week. If I don't prep food I sometimes wouldn't get to eat.
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Lol, but not just any Lol...loud evil witch cackle Lol.stefchrysler wrote: »Bahaha this made me literally laugh out loud! I got my fiancée a bunch of chocolate for Xmas in his stocking and ate all of it but the letter m. When he went looking for it he was like did you eat ALL of my chocolate!?? Haha I left him the wrappers...
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CountessKitteh wrote: »I stalk the profiles of people who make me laugh in forums. Then I friend them. Then I panic that they're going to think I'm a creep.
Better than me! I try to add people, but then I panic and shut the entire browser.
"WHAT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND!?"1 -
CountessKitteh wrote: »I stalk the profiles of people who make me laugh in forums. Then I friend them. Then I panic that they're going to think I'm a creep.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Creep!
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I only log losses, never gains1
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I DO THIS TOO. I thought I was the only one who spent time painstakingly fudging the numbers til they look like I actually have self control and a plan
^this, me too.0 -
FitGeekery wrote: »
... oh dear, I just read the top 3 reviews at work and I'm pretty sure my coworkers think I'm crazy. I've had tears streaming down my face for a good hour and I think I might have done some damage to my internal organs from desperately trying to suppress the laughter XD
Sorry, you can't sue me, I'm judgement proof! 0 -
SEE?! THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!
I'm kidding. If people don't love me, I'll just go eat a cookie. And "forget" to log it.0 -
FitForMaddy wrote: »
Augh you're right though! I'm going to go take it off right now. Screw it it's not worth it!
Good for you. And you're right.... it isn't worth it.
I still drink tequila even though I have an otherwise strict paleo/primal diet.0 -
I rinse mine and run conditioner through it every day but I only use shampoo once a week or less. If it was long enough to be pulled back, I'd probably go every other day with the conditioner.
I can't drench my hair in water everyday. It takes days for it to dry on its own, so I'd end up getting heat damage due to the diffusing it everyday.0 -
MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
For reals?
Yes, for real.
If you want to get all evo bio about it, the physiological/genetic underpinning of the modern mental illness anorexia nervosa is an adaptation for surviving famine--things like amenorrhea and a very single-minded focus on food, triggered when body fat drops below a specific percentage or drops a significant amount in a short period of time (for example in the *modern* world, when someone with the genetic susceptibility embarks on a successful diet). Of course, in anorexia, it's about NOT EATING, but you surround yourself with food in every other way possible. Massive recipe collections. Huge shopping sprees of stuff you won't eat. Cooking elaborate meals for your family. Baking baking baking. Instagrams full of nothing but the same six chopped up vegetables.
To be clear, I'm NOT implying the OP here has a problem; there is simply no data to support or deny it. It's just all the people in the thread going, "Teehee how deliciously evil"--for them, I wanted to point out the dark underside of the behavior in some people.0 -
wanttolose40lbs wrote: »I only log losses, never gains
Same, but because I'm tired of people congratulating me for losing weight when I just lost water weight. Seems pointless. Better just log my real losses (although if I gain a bit one month, I'll record it, but I only record the lowest weight every month, pretty much).0 -
That sounds familiar. Interesting.cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
Yes, for real.
If you want to get all evo bio about it, the physiological/genetic underpinning of the modern mental illness anorexia nervosa is an adaptation for surviving famine--things like amenorrhea and a very single-minded focus on food, triggered when body fat drops below a specific percentage or drops a significant amount in a short period of time (for example in the *modern* world, when someone with the genetic susceptibility embarks on a successful diet). Of course, in anorexia, it's about NOT EATING, but you surround yourself with food in every other way possible. Massive recipe collections. Huge shopping sprees of stuff you won't eat. Cooking elaborate meals for your family. Baking baking baking. Instagrams full of nothing but the same six chopped up vegetables.
To be clear, I'm NOT implying the OP here has a problem; there is simply no data to support or deny it. It's just all the people in the thread going, "Teehee how deliciously evil"--for them, I wanted to point out the dark underside of the behavior in some people.
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I have no moderation when it comes to chips. I'll eat a whole bag (big bag) of chips in one sitting
Therfore, I can no longer buy them......I know, its not normal... 0 -
I log sexual activity in my exercise diary; and even looked up how much calories mastur.bation burns...lol0
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arditarose wrote: »sigh...When I found that I couldn't eat peanut butter in moderation, and had to get it out of my apartment ASAP, I not only threw it away-I drowned the jar in water first so I wouldn't be tempted...
I can't believe I shared that.
I can't read this thread past your comment, you monster.1 -
ErikThaRed wrote: »I log sexual activity in my exercise diary; and even looked up how much calories *kitten* burns...lol
But do you wear your heart rate monitor?0 -
As soon as I'm alone in the house, I eat anything and everything. I've been doing that for 3 years, it's amazing I'm not overweight0
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lisaw19855 wrote: »I weigh myself daily but don't log it, I accept the fluctuations and usually know why (no poop, too much sodium) but I hate seeing in on my little graph thing.
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I don't know if this bad or not but I threatened to stop eating when I first started dieting. I have severe depression so it was a risk but I honestly thought it would help me lose more weight. Took my dad and a few other family members to convince me that it would do harm than good. Now I'm seventy something days into this adventure and I still enjoy all my good food.
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