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  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    edited February 2015
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    He always thinks with the wrong head at the right time
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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    Her Toupee beat my come-over.

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He started to age really badly...one day he was hot, then the next he looked like that! EEK!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    His combover consisted of combing his back hair up over his head
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited February 2015
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    We couldn't agree whether to call it Taylor Ham or Pork Rolltaylor-ham-egg-and-cheese-banner.jpg

    Meant for @Stoshew71 because it's a Jersey thing.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She became obsessed with her back hair
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    We couldn't agree whether to call it Taylor Ham or Pork Rolltaylor-ham-egg-and-cheese-banner.jpg
    Toss the bread and give me that!!!!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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    She wouldn't let me eat her.... I mean that sandwhich.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He was always tempting me with food!!!
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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    It's a egg taylor ham and cheese on a hard roll BTW.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    I said I wanted to eat, her, but she just kept making sandwiches
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    She was starting to look like cousin IT
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    She was freaked easily by hairy fetishes
  • Stoshew71
    Stoshew71 Posts: 6,553 Member
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    She didn't like the way I was cleaning the windows.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I thought her duck face was for me but she was directing it to spnneil! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • dogbydog123
    dogbydog123 Posts: 30 Member
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    We had opposite biorythms, he had a very "male privilege" attitude, he would leave lights on all over my apt and I'm paying that bill, he could be rudely sarcastic, he'd pout when he did not get his way, and he announced he was going to SC with another woman ("WE ARE JUST OLD FROENDS") for the BassMasters nationals this month.

    It was OBVIOUS this wasn't going to work.
    LoL
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    They always over thought everything! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    Stupid is what stupid does.
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
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    He kept farting under the sheets D:

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