MFP gods of mythology

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Assprodite: Rules over all things in buttland such as squats, hip thrusts, and lunges...also has the power to turn you into stone. (males and females be warned.)
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    Assprodite: Rules over all things in buttland such as squats, hip thrusts, and lunges...also has the power to turn you into stone. (males and females be warned.)

    Oh dear lord! I laughed so hard at this I scared my dog.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    edited February 2015
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli. You can only be loyal to one, and there is no middle ground.

    Unless it's TOM. Because during TOM the boundaries between their worlds get thin and then they both escape and play tricks like making clean people eat all the junk food, or making people think cauliflower crust is a good idea for pizza.

  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Statlas: The heavy burdens of attention grabbing news statuses weighs heavy on his shoulders, kneel to him and be the attention *kitten* you always knew you could be.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Medusaintrodesperatis - seduces newcomers into writing long intros pleading for MFP friends they end up ignoring
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Scalus, God of all scales. All hail the numbers.

    BFF with Be-em-ia, Goddess of BMI.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    denyalltruthius- Disputes all sound advice, because everyone is just mean.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Meds-dusa: Has the ability to diagnose you over the internet with just a single thread read. Beware! Don't look her in the eye.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Askholes, God of askholing.
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  • mfp2014mfp
    mfp2014mfp Posts: 689 Member
    Superiosis

    The God who thinks theyre better than everyone else and makes threads to mock them :|
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Giffia is one of the good Goddesses though. She makes perfect gifs happen.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Plateucate- God of OMG it's been 6 days and no loss
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Giffia is one of the good Goddesses though. She makes perfect gifs happen.

    oh good one!
  • cavia
    cavia Posts: 457 Member
    Olestra. She marks her faithful followers with oily butt secretions.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Afollow: Twin of Apollo in the alternate universe of online where all the followers are his. You can recognize his disciples by their 500-1,000 member Friends Lists. He makes it rain. Friends.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Giffia is one of the good Goddesses though. She makes perfect gifs happen.

    She must gaze kindly on my countenance, or at least used to.
  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
    Honestly, best thread ever!

    Bingamienus- The goddess of the binge
    And her sons:
    Thinmintacus- the inability to not eat an entire sleeve of thin mints.
    - best friends with Oreoitus
  • cychogal
    cychogal Posts: 39 Member
    Journixia - goddess who puts curses on people who talk about their weight loss 'journey'.
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  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    Mfpedia, saintly goddess of explaining over and over the MFP versus TDEE systems of counting for calories. Generally pictured surrounded by toddlers.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    duckykissy wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    Glutiusmini - goddess of looking perfect in that miniskirt to make your ex feel that he/she is an idiot ??

    Ooh, that's good!

    Revengia- goddess of losing weight with the goal of showing up an ex/the haterz

    BRB, I build shrine now.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Venusnoticeme - Goddess of attention seeking in threads, pulls you in & keeps it all going
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Excusos, God of all the sweet stuff (candy, baked goods) aka temptations in the office that one Has To Have.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Bingeluppagus: Confused half god half mortal who doesnt know a binge from an overeating episode or a god from a muppet.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Multimealicus is a god from BB.com that found some followers on MFP. You must pay tribute by eating 6+++ meals a day.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    erroneuslogemus- God of the "but I'm logging correctly".
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Excusos, God of all the sweet stuff (candy, baked goods) aka temptations in the office that one Has To Have.

    Oh this one is so mine!
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
    Mfpedia, saintly goddess of explaining over and over the MFP versus TDEE systems of counting for calories. Generally pictured surrounded by toddlers.

    Lolol
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Halpia, Goddess of the inability/lack of desire to shut out a few negative comments in favour of the majority that is supportive stuff.
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited February 2015
    Cicocius... Goddesses of all
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