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    • Posts: 1,974 Member
      edited February 2015
      Insecuritos, God of choosing unhealth over health because of insecurities and fears.

      I know him, which is why I out him this bluntly.

      ETA And quite nicely, this was my 2000th post here. Seems like it was meant to be :smile:
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Liftng4Lis wrote: »
      erroneuslogemus- God of the "but I'm logging correctly".

      Lolololol, brb, I light candle.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Halfassmarticus: A wiseacre who does things only halfway right logs on like a motherplucker and then sits around in private whining about why is it not working?
    • Posts: 15,149 Member
      MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
      Halfassmarticus: A wiseacre who does things only halfway right logs on like a motherplucker and then sits around in private whining about why is it not working?

      LMFAO!!
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Floseidon: The lone male brave enough to venture into a TOM thread. He can handle it in there because he is not a mere mortal.
    • Posts: 1,395 Member
      Cocoapelli - my god.
    • Posts: 3,783 Member
      edited February 2015
      Tonecia and Nobulkia, the twin muses of little pink weights
    • Posts: 3,783 Member
      Addicticus, the god of pimping out our grandmother for a dozen doughnuts, cupcakes or a "family size" bag of chips.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Leda and the Flan: She really really had no control over what that flan did to her. It was a very very powerful flan, it was after all underneath all caramel liquid and creamy white sweetness a god of the highest echelons.
    • Posts: 7,088 Member
      Best thread of all times!!!!!!
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Thorsmom05 wrote: »
      Best thread of all times!!!!!!

      Srsly
    • Posts: 3,679 Member
      FiveusByFiveus - The false god worshipped by devout masses who attack all who dare question his supremacy.
    • Posts: 3,015 Member
      edited February 2015
      As requested by
      emily_stew wrote: »
      And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

      I present The Twin Sisters:

      Bikiniana? the goddess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini. Sister to BrideZilliaOppolus

      BrideZilliaOppolus : the goddess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bridesmaid dress. Sister to Bikiniana?

      QuoteOppolus: The verbally challenged - use other peoples *kitten* and pretends they did it.
    • Posts: 15,149 Member
      Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      edited February 2015
      Torsonysus: God of wine, abs, parties and festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness, drugs, and ecstasy. While mere mortals drunk dial when under the influence, he possesses the fingers of MFPers who have had any inkling of success and commands them to post torso avatars of themselves as divine commerce in exchange for him allowing them to keep such abs whilst returning to the rituals of wines and ales.
    • Posts: 2,732 Member
      All hail, Torsonysus!
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
      All hail, Torsonysus!

      All hail! He combined with Afollow have made my FL a heaven on earth!
    • Posts: 7,337 Member
      Voodoomathematica - goddess that makes a pound of muscle weigh more than a pound of fat.
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
      STARTemis /stˈɑrtɨmɨs/ was one of the most widely venerated of the MFP deities. Her BB.COM equivalent is Do-overa.[1] Some scholars[2] believe that the name, and indeed the goddess herself, was originally pre-MFP.[3] Sparkpeople refers to her as STArtemis Agrowtera, Potbellynia Theron: "STArtemis of the wildland, Mistress of Cleanses".[4] The Arcadians believed she was the daughter of DismalFailure[5]

      Source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis
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    • Posts: 69 Member
      Undergoalnessa: Goddess who receives tribute from those who consistently come in under; repeated calorie deficits are the ultimate forms of homage and respect.
    • Posts: 713 Member
      "Lifta" and "Cardybdis" ... sail carefully between the heavy rocks on one side and the heart pounding swift movements on the other, as you journey to your fitness home.
    • Posts: 713 Member
      Liftng4Lis wrote: »
      Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.

      Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      Voiderinam- Greater God who taught the importance of emptying bowel and bladder before offering oneself to The Scale.
    • Posts: 17,456 Member
      Notmyfaulteus: patron god of excuses

      And his twin sister. Blamena: goddess of "here's the reason I can't lose weight"

      Both the spawn of Tabloidena: messenger of spurious research and Brosciensicus: her faithful spouse

    • Posts: 17,456 Member
      Liftng4Lis wrote: »
      Illiternos- The overseer of the the idiots who want to "loose" weight.

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      Introducing Gifficus: for those times when a smartar$e answer is simply out of reach
    • Posts: 12,618 Member
      Noresticus- God of "Rest days are for wimps"
    • Posts: 6,993 Member
      edited February 2015
      OMG! These are too funny! :D:p<3B)

      Instantena: Goddess of the path to quick weight loss

      Onepathus: overseer of permission to dismiss all suggestions to advice requested.

      Icanta: Sister of Notmyfaulteus: patron god of excuses.
    • Posts: 6,208 Member
      edited February 2015
      Scienceicon- a god reviled by many on MFP. When you invoke his name in a thread it causes some MFP'rs to froth at the mouth as their heads explode because science.
    • Posts: 15,149 Member
      Brofarticus- the guy at the gym who lays it squating and rushes off, leaving you to blame.
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