We broke up because...
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            he was weird on coke n I only had pepis0
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            He only had Pepsi and I wanted iced tea!0
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            he only had pepis0
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            He had a weird language i never could understand like pepis and bruh!0
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            She couldn't understand the voices in my head0
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            haha idk what pepis is either sooo yea lol
 she thinks I'm weird0
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            Had an obsession with the rock0
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            he was always trying to hold my hand0
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            Wouldn't buy me a Rock for my finger!0
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            she would take the ring pop as a wedding ring0
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            He proposed to another woman
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            His name was Jennifer Lopez.0
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            junestarrr wrote: »His name was Jennifer Lopez.
 she was hating on my name and that i had a nicer *kitten* than she did0
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            Beat me at chess0
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            He didn't understand that when I take his Knight Pawn with my Queen, there is usually a high price to pay and I was willing to pay it! 0 0
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            Wouldn't let me stick my bishop in her queen0
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            He escaped from my basement and I couldn't find him. 0 0
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            She kept asking me to come to her basement0
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            She would never do anything i asked!0
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            She was so demanding0
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            She forced me to go to Taco Bell while I was on an all carb diet.0
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            She didnt bring me a Nachos Bell Grande!0
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            she said my stomach was too Grande!0
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            I told him he was Grand and he misunderstood! 0 0
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            She kept saying she was misunderstood0
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            Bc I only drink coffee at midnight, when the moment is not right...and bc I communicate with musical lyrics!  0 0
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            She was always singing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" and I wasn't quite sure what she wanted!0
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            She was so easily confused!0
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            Turns out she was royalty and I was merely a peasant 0 0
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