We broke up because...
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I don't associate with common Peasants!
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I wasn't good enough for her0
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She was too needy.
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She was always pointing at things0
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Couldn't take direction well0
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Pfft!!! Thought she could school me in the Boudoir!
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Pssh! Always wanted to be the Teacher0
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Our relationship is on again/off again...It was her turn to break up with me.
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He wouldn't take no for an answer.0
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She looked better in blue than me D':0
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He had too many Adoring Admirers and I couldn't compete with all of that!0
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She didn't believe she was my number one!0
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He wouldn't get rid of the giant foam finger0
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I used to dunk chocolate into my coffee and call it creamer. They didn't like the floaty greasy residue on their lips.0
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Ruined my coffee0
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Didn't like me dipping my tip in his coffee.0
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"He gave me his heart, but I wanted his soul"
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They baconed my heart. Even had it fried.0
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Seemed satanic0
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He was too nice0
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Wouldn't join my Cult!
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She wanted me to join her cult
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He never liked any of my ideas0
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She had no idea what she was doing! EVER!!!0
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She liked grabbing my boobs in public0
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She wouldn't let me grab her boobs D':0
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He wasn't a butt guy.0
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She didn't think I appreciated her butt when it is all I dreamt about
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He talked in his sleep and it was about Jen's butt!!!
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She thought three was a crowd
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