We broke up because...
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Told her I was going to give her a cream pie and she sat down with a spoon.0
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He then made me feel guilty...for eating the whole thing. This is a judge-free zone.0
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She was too judgey, but she acted like she was not.0
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He called me out on my BS all the time.0
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My only angel was a foodcake.0
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He out dressed me everywhere we went0
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He was always hitting on other girls0
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she didn't like the girls I brought home for her.0
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I couldn't stop looking at her chest0
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She just used me to try to get my fortune0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »I couldn't stop looking at her chest
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She didn't like my apparel0
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I preferred her nude and she preferred me clothed0
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Kept asking me to bend over and pick up his golf balls0
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Kept making me to pick up the golf balls for him... lol0
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She picked the wrong balls up0
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Tried stuffing me with his club0
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Stuffed a turkey instead...0
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Instead of stuffing her0
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BecomingPremsar wrote: »Stuffed a turkey instead...
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With the club instead...0
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:O0
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And I broke a tooth eating that turkey because of it.0
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Made the "O" face when she had ice cream.0
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Stole my ice cream0
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Stole my heart and gave it to sams to sample it away on Sunday's0
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Flung my hair net into the meat section of Sams and made a lady scream0
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Shot a 226 on a 9 hole course0
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he pooped himself0
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Because I hate golf.0
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