We broke up because...
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grabbed my *kitten* in front of my mother and cousins0
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ahhh but you are too pretty to not be given PDAs to show the world how happy you make me, alas it hasnt worked well as you keep pushing me away and soon i fear i will get pushed into a ditch0
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I was confused about who I was dating0
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i found out she wasn't a scarlet womankatiescarlett1987 wrote: »Because I'm too shy for PDA! :P
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He never took the time to get to know the real me0
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I didn't have time to get to know the real her0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »I was fainting girl.
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She was too busy with everyone else but me!0
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She wanted everything to be about her0
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He though I was selfish I merely said I love Shellfish. He never listened to me.0
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She was always talking, especially about shellfish0
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He would wear earplugs to block me out.0
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wanted me to try a butt plug0
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He wasn't open to new experiences.0
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Every night, she insisted on new positions/experiences0
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he bored me with the same possition, he wouldnt let me have a go either!0
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He didn't like sexy time every night, would rather watch the news. I was flexible we could watch at the same time!0
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But she didn't let me channel surf0
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kept flicking past the good stuff0
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twisted my nipples too hard0
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couldn't handle a little pain0
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Asked for a Regina vagina, instead got a Cleveland steamer.0
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He never explained things properly0
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I felt like she never understood me.0
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she spent too much time on this link0
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Always liked wearing banana hammocks0
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deviboy1592 wrote: »Always liked wearing banana hammocks
was a prude about swimming suits.0 -
Have you seen a banana hammock?0
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I rocked that banana hammock0
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