How do you get rid of toxins?

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Toxins....

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    I feel like this should be an animated juicer.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Toxins....

    1246756-toxicavenger2.jpg

    I feel like this should be an animated juicer.

    Your beard is magnificent.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    There are so many inappropriate jokes in my head right now.
    You must have toxins prohibiting you.

    Obviously.
  • sunburntgalaxy
    sunburntgalaxy Posts: 455 Member
    I love this thread - it has everything. Talk about getting shocked and toxins (I work for a battery company so getting shocked and toxins are actual real possible problems we might have to deal with - a couple weeks ago the warehouse guys overcharged a battery bad - which sadly releases some nasty gasses in the air - those are toxins I would like to get rid of - but they are in the air, and a (working) filter would do that - we don't have that in our office - ours doesn't work right), it talks about essential oils - love them because they smell good - some calling out of "mean" people - ha missed reading those threads lately because they are so ridiculous - and of course the cherry on top of this whole thread sundae - someone posted the bunny with a pancake on it's head. Most entertaining thread I have come across in quite a while.
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    I volunteer to come back in 2019 to revive it again. Thank you all for this thread. Pure awesomeness.
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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    Toxins....

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  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Toxins....

    1246756-toxicavenger2.jpg

    This made me laugh so hard I had to get up from my desk and take a walk (I'm at work)...I may have to steal it for a profile picture.

    Ahah! Go ahead, girl!
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    Toxins....

    1246756-toxicavenger2.jpg

    Unrelated, but the musical was awesome!
  • itsclobberintime
    itsclobberintime Posts: 164 Member
    Your body handles all of that for you.
  • I love this thread - it has everything. Talk about getting shocked and toxins (I work for a battery company so getting shocked and toxins are actual real possible problems we might have to deal with - a couple weeks ago the warehouse guys overcharged a battery bad - which sadly releases some nasty gasses in the air - those are toxins I would like to get rid of - but they are in the air, and a (working) filter would do that - we don't have that in our office - ours doesn't work right), it talks about essential oils - love them because they smell good - some calling out of "mean" people - ha missed reading those threads lately because they are so ridiculous - and of course the cherry on top of this whole thread sundae - someone posted the bunny with a pancake on it's head. Most entertaining thread I have come across in quite a while.
    Toxinz are the gift that keeps on giving.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    I don't need to eat or drink ANYTHING to detoxify. I just need to put these nifty buggers on my feet and the toxins get drawn out overnight while I sleep!

    detox-foot-patch.jpg
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    nice contrib!
  • obscuremusicreference
    obscuremusicreference Posts: 1,320 Member
    in b4 ear candling
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    in b4 ear candling

    yes!

    and reading auras.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    in b4 ear candling

    yes!

    and reading auras.

    Oil pulling, come on people, do it the right way!
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,513 Member
    edited February 2015
    one of the mums at the day care centre i worked at told us not to let her son have any wheat or dairy products as her kinesiologist had taken her hand while she was holding the baby in her other arm and said the energy flow she could feel told her the child was allergic to both

    i think it took me at least a week to stop the eye roll that set off
  • runner475
    runner475 Posts: 1,236 Member
    edited February 2015
    for future reference wk = white knight

  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    dbmata wrote: »
    in b4 ear candling

    yes!

    and reading auras.

    Oil pulling, come on people, do it the right way!

    Whatever happened to oil pulling. It was such a thing for a while.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited February 2015
    Wait... no love for the coffee enema?
    "Administer a coffee enema to cleanse toxins out of your liver and gall bladder and empty your colon of feces. Your health may improve if you give yourself a coffee enema that helps you excrete toxins and waste from your body. Caffeine, theobromine and theophylline in the coffee is absorbed into the body through the *kitten*. These chemicals relax smooth muscles, stimulate the bowels, and cause bile ducts and blood vessels to open."
    But chemicals are bad :(
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited February 2015
    This illustration is priceless btw.

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    VeryKatie wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

    Ahh- thank you for the explination...

    ....And I really hope it wasn't a high voltage of electricity... :#

    Did you know that high voltage is less fatal than low voltage? Low voltage shocks are most likely to cause defib of the heart, which is very difficult to correct since your heart is still beating, but not well enough to keep you alive. High volt shocks are more likely to temporarily stop your heart, at which point your heart is more likely to resume natural rhythm on it's own. Learned it in my one electrical engineering class and I was shocked (get it)! Note: I'm not talking lighting strikes here...

    Did you know that voltage has nothing to do with electricity's ability to kill you?

    You're talking about current. Over 0.1 amps is enough to kill you. Below that, and no matter how much or how little voltage you have, it will not kill you (unless you have an underlying medical condition).

    Voltage and current are related though. Given the same resistance, low voltage will have high current. High voltage will have low current. Therefore, high voltage is less likely to kill you, if the resistance is low enough (again, given the same voltage, high resistance will have higher current, lower resistance will have lower current).

    I = V*R

    I = current
    V = Voltage
    R = resistance

    Trust me, I took grade 9 physics.
  • You have a liver, that's how.
  • tinascar2015
    tinascar2015 Posts: 413 Member
    MyM0wM0w wrote: »
    I don't need to eat or drink ANYTHING to detoxify. I just need to put these nifty buggers on my feet and the toxins get drawn out overnight while I sleep!

    detox-foot-patch.jpg

    Well, when the OP said her toxins had "gone do
    MyM0wM0w wrote: »
    I don't need to eat or drink ANYTHING to detoxify. I just need to put these nifty buggers on my feet and the toxins get drawn out overnight while I sleep!

    detox-foot-patch.jpg

    I figured when the OP said her toxins had "gone down", she meant they settled in her feet, so thanks for saving me the trouble of looking up the name of these little miracle footsie things.
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    MyM0wM0w wrote: »
    I don't need to eat or drink ANYTHING to detoxify. I just need to put these nifty buggers on my feet and the toxins get drawn out overnight while I sleep!

    detox-foot-patch.jpg

    Looks like it's drawing the hair out of the foot. Now THAT I'm in for! I had no idea there was such fuzz in my feet. *runs out to buy ASAP*

  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    MyM0wM0w wrote: »
    I don't need to eat or drink ANYTHING to detoxify. I just need to put these nifty buggers on my feet and the toxins get drawn out overnight while I sleep!

    detox-foot-patch.jpg

    Are toes just naturally non-toxic?
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    MyM0wM0w wrote: »
    I don't need to eat or drink ANYTHING to detoxify. I just need to put these nifty buggers on my feet and the toxins get drawn out overnight while I sleep!

    detox-foot-patch.jpg

    Are toes just naturally non-toxic?

    maybe only in ballerinas since they are the only people who regularly stand on their tippy toes.

  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    I am surprised that nobody has suggested building a pyramid over one's bed yet. oh, crap. Am I the only one here old enough to remember when that was A Thing? Although, I think that was supposed to make it so you'd never age, not to detoxify. It was the 70s, we lived in a toxin-rich environment back then.
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