We broke up because...
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He rocked a bannana hammock0
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Some guy stopped me to ask for directions and he accused me of sleeping around0
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she lied...the guy asked directions to her vag!0
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aesthetikk wrote: »she lied...the guy asked directions to her vag!
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He impregnated my bff 4ever420!0
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She told everyone my secret0
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Doesnt like my cooking, i really tried though0
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She lied about her gender0
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she kept secrets0
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He thought I was a guy when we first started dating, was sad to find out i'm a girl.0
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But I kissed a girl, and I liked it0
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He was too into Katy Perry and wore cherry chap stick religiously!0
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Wouldn't visit the prehistoric age with me
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he was the founding father of STDs0
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He couldn't understand my obsession with hula hoop dancing0
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Said my music was to loud0
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woke up my kids with his loud music0
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i didnt see it coming0
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He kept his eyes closed... Some things are worth watching!
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She sips from my drink when I'm not looking0
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Babysat all her drinks. So other people had to keep drinking them0
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he headbutted me a lot and broke my ribs0
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He was too fragile0
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He took better selfies than me0
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She didn't like me sipping her drinks. Some people just don't like to share...0
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threw her drink in my face0
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She backwashed in my drinks on purpose to make me mad.0
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Got mad when i slipped her a rufie0
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I never remembered our dates and wondered why I always woke up in a clown costume.0
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