We broke up because...
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He was dating some guy behind my back.0
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She was too sexy and I couldn't compete!
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She thought bed time was a competition -- always shouting on your mark, get set, go!0
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My *kitten* dragon liked to eat a lot0
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Her dragon was uncontrollable and I kept getting burned!0
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My heart belonged in middle earth0
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I took her crown0
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she stole my things0
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He broke his scepter!
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You crushed my orbs too0
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She had no soul, other than that whole ginger thing, she was amazing though0
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Be cause I sang "the best part of waking up is my dick all in yo guts" (Folger's coffee song)0
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Because she saw dead people0
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Because she sawed dead people!! EEEK!0
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He was only after my money0
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He knows all my secrets0
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So do I and I got frightened!
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She kept "borrowing" my eye cream...it's not like she could give it back after using it.0
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She has all her secrets tattooed on her thighs0
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