fifty shades of dieting

I'm so bummed that nobody's posted anything. I'll just go rock myself in the corner now.

I'm so bummed that nobody's posted anything. I'll just go rock myself in the corner now.

you and me both !!!! :sad:

My heart was beating frantically. Why, oh why did I agree to do this?

I could feel Him behind be, the warmth of his body radiating heat against my back,. I gasped when I felt his arms coming around my sides; he pressed the cruel looking little instrument into my hand. His breath tickled my ear as he whispered to me "All you need to do is drag it along the skin..."

How did I end up in this position? I'd always been so attuned to the richer things in life. How had I gotten seduced into something of this nature? How is it that he was able to get me to do something so deviant? It's just plain wrong. This was absolute insanity, my senses were overwhelmed, and yet I could feel a little tinge of excitement; butterflies in my stomach as I knew it was something that he desperately wanted. This would be my first time though, I hoped i would get it right.

I let out an audible gulp as I took it in my left hand, the little tool in my right. I started going back and forth. Slowly at first, then picking up speed- back and forth, over and over, turning it in my hand, delighting in the rhythm of the motion. I could hear noises of approval emanating from Him.

I had lived a life of decadent desserts; slow churned ice cream, dense chocolaty cake, the wonderful tang of lemon bars.... Now, I was going to be making Him his pickled cucumbers for dessert instead. I held up the peeled vegetable triumphantly. The first hurdle was crossed. He turned me around and pulled me into a crushing hug and whispered "Now, it's time for you to learn to use the mandolin slicer."

Haha! This gave me a giggle at my desk, thank you!

I thought this would be bad, but it was a very amusing read lol. Props to you :P

I had so much fun doing this last time that i had to give it a shot in honor of what is likely to be a less than stellar movie. Enjoy!

The evening had started out so well... His driver had picked me up in his pristine car... he had pulled out my chair at the restaurant whispering against my cheek that I looked good enough to eat and nipping at my ear. I blushed while butterflies took up residency in my stomach.

I had planned on ordering a salmon fillet with lentil salad.... He looked deeply into my eyes and suggested that I should get the steak and potatoes instead. It wasn't what I had wanted, but I found that I couldn't go against the hypnotic pull of his low, sexy voice. His eyes were smoldering at me as I gave the waitress my order. Throughout dinner I was acutely aware of him watching me while I ate... the slide of my tongue along the tines of the fork, the bare hint of a smile as the the delicious juiciness of the steak hit my tongue.... He turned down the waitresses offer of a decadent cheesecake dessert saying he had something better in mind... at his place.

When we reached the door of his apartment, he turned to me and said he was a man of singular tastes... the thought of what he had in mind made me quiver in my heels. He made me wait in the entryway while he disappeared into the heart of the apartment. When he came back, he took my hand and led me into the sumptuously decorated kitchen. On the counter was a huge cake with a tub of hand churned ice cream. My mouth watered at the sight. I felt my body tremble... I hadn't wanted to break my diet, I tried so hard to resist him, but at every turn, I just could not say 'no'. He smiled as the knife glided smoothly through the layers. As he put the giant piece of rich red cake on the plate he uttered the words... 'Welcome to my Red Velvet Cake Room of Pain...'