We broke up because...

Oops_Myhaloslipped · February 2015

Because it melted!

jorodri7 · February 2015

She didn't understand that I am buffet not an entrée

LovingLifeInCalifornia · February 2015

Gave me a bucket of water and told me it was a snowman. Wtf

the_chiha · February 2015

She didn't appreciate gifts

Sinistrous · February 2015

Liked asstralians a bit too much

aesthetikk · February 2015

morning wood irritated her and she would throw a bucket of ice on me every morning

SojournerThirteen · February 2015

She's always saying WTF to my friends

blossomholly · February 2015

He burnt my eyes out

Oops_Myhaloslipped · February 2015

I was always saying WTF

jorodri7 · February 2015

I didn't know what WTF meant

LovingLifeInCalifornia · February 2015

Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »

I was always saying WTF

Did weird crap so made me say wtf every 10 seconds

Oops_Myhaloslipped · February 2015

He wouldn't massage my back

jorodri7 · February 2015

I asked for a gift card from my favorite happy endings massage parlor for Christmas

Sinistrous · February 2015

Kept making me eat 10 times a day. My diet should not be 4500 cals a day..

SojournerThirteen · February 2015

He was always touching her bacl

Sinistrous · February 2015

Kept calling me a he.

blossomholly · February 2015

I broke my rib laughing at her

Oops_Myhaloslipped · February 2015

She laughed at my gf

blossomholly · February 2015

She had another girlfriend!

deviboy1592 · February 2015

Gave me a cup o cheese

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