We broke up because...
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you let blossom steal my avocado0
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Never had any avocados in the house0
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was always flirting with arab dudes0
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Was mad I was flirting with an Arab dude0
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Wad always looking at Arab dudes0
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So was he
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would get drunk and message me calling me names0
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Wouldn't take me out! @Oops_Myhaloslipped0
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She advertised New York on her chest.0
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she was suicidal and thought i was a hitman0
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Hulk smashed my soul into two, and then the two bits floated away to distant planets.. Now I have to go find the rest of my soul. GEE, THANKS!!!0
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aesthetikk wrote: »would get drunk and message me calling me names
Can't we just let the past stay in the past? Geez, one drunken night and it never gets forgotten, I said I was sorry
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Kept calling me other girls names0
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Couldn't get over @aesthetikk0
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He was an Assassin hired to take me out and tried to make it look like I was suicidal!0
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I was jealous of her legs!0
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I was jealous of her b o o b s @Oops_Myhaloslipped0
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She was always ranting and raving about Oops' Boobs!0
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I was jealous of how young she looked
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Went crazy with the Cindy Crawford cremes0
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he loves to get creamed0
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Kept dipping my toothpaste in hot sauce0
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Scratched her *kitten* with my toothbrush!0
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her teeth were always red0
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Ewwww... ALWAYS wanted to talk about RED0
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i slipped on a banana and fell on my face right on her feet..she thought i had a feet fetish and dumped me
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I Didn't he broke up with me 0
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I caught the dude sniffing my shoes0
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He wanted to lick my armpits
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