We broke up because...

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  • Renee0887
    Renee0887 Posts: 214 Member
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    can't let it go
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    had a fetish of putting my panties on and peeing in them! busted him sooo... many times!
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
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    Wouldn't let me borrow her panties
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    Didn't want everything wrinkled. Look what he does to his shirts.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    If I wrinkled my clothes I got in big trouble and had to go to the "time out" room.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    If i wrinkled my nose , she was a lousy cook
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    When he gave me attitude I would over salt everything on purpose, I was a bit vindictive.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    she was vindictive but never punished me :)
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He would do naughty things on purpose so I would "punish" him
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He liked to be spanked...A LOT!! Had this wooden paddle called Mrs. Spanky. I didn't have the arm strength he needed.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    She never mounted Mrs Spanky to a bicycle wheel and peddled like ****
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    She would put salt in my coffee instead of sugar
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He was super picky about his coffee
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She accused me of being picky because I didn't like her sticking her finger in my coffee and saying "extra sugar?"
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    she just didnt like my finger
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He never washed his hands and they always smelled funny when he came home from work...a familiar scent. hmmmm.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    she hated the smell of fish , that trawler stank
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He tried to claim that he'd been fishing, since when do fishes leave lipstick marks?
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
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    she easily spotted my fishy tales
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He had a fish tail surgically places on his backbone. He thought it was pretty, I thought it was pretty nuts!

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