Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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I'm not the only one who's made this- I actually found it in the database under Slutty Browniesazulvioleta6 wrote: »LauraHasABabyJack wrote: »Since I went out for a run/walk this afternoon in single digit temps and blowing snow, I decided I would have a tiny salad and HUGE dessert for dinner. It was a layered bar of M&M cookie, Oreos and brownie then I put cherry cordial ice cream on top. Great trade off for the whopping two miles I did. Soooooo good.
Confession: I am pretty sure that I would throw up if I ate that.
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Last week my sister sent me some girl scout cookies. I ate the box of Samoas in one sitting. Then for fear of eating the others, had to give away
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First confession: My wife bought a tub of pre-made cookie dough so she could quickly make some cookies for guests (and to make the house smell wonderful). After making a dozen, the tub has sat in the fridge for a week now...and I grab a spoon most nights and go down for a couple (oh hell, this is a confession thread, right?) six or seven spoonfuls of the doughy yumminess.
At first, I reasoned, "She won't be able to tell that there is any missing," but after a solid week of this, there's no disguising the fact that the tub is more than half empty. I'm waiting for the night she goes to make another batch, and realizes that so much is missing.
Second confession: I have considered buying another tub of the exact same cookie dough, scooping out enough to match the amount left in the original container, and then hiding that one in our garage refrigerator to continue to after-dinner snacking.
I would do the exact same thing! I've never bought the pre-made tubs because I have had previous experience with the roll of cookie dough and those NEVER made it to the oven. I'd have chocolate chip cookie dough coursing through my veins if I could.0 -
CountessKitteh wrote: »I stalk the profiles of people who make me laugh in forums. Then I friend them. Then I panic that they're going to think I'm a creep.
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LauraHasABabyJack wrote: »
I'm not the only one who's made this- I actually found it in the database under Slutty Browniesazulvioleta6 wrote: »LauraHasABabyJack wrote: »Since I went out for a run/walk this afternoon in single digit temps and blowing snow, I decided I would have a tiny salad and HUGE dessert for dinner. It was a layered bar of M&M cookie, Oreos and brownie then I put cherry cordial ice cream on top. Great trade off for the whopping two miles I did. Soooooo good.
Confession: I am pretty sure that I would throw up if I ate that.
Confession: I prefer to do slutty things instead. Burns more calories.
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Same in UK (though jam is fruit AND juice).BodyByButter wrote: »lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
/pedant on. Jam is made from the fruit, jelly is made from juice. Two different things in 'Murica
I used to think in America, jam and jelly (and the other sort of jelly) were all called jello.
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I do the same thing! My underwear is control top, then if I'm going out, I'll wear an extra pair of Spanx lol... It actually makes a big difference!MaggieLoo79 wrote: »I wear spanx all the time. I never leave the house without something to keep my tummy held in.
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Yesterday guests brought over a box of quality street chocolates and I ate them all.
I didn't even bother logging them.0 -
My ex had two young kids when we were dating. I thought they were so cute and lovable. They're getting older and awkward looking. Now I'm like "thank god I don't have to deal with those brats"0
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Same in UK (though jam is fruit AND juice).BodyByButter wrote: »lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
/pedant on. Jam is made from the fruit, jelly is made from juice. Two different things in 'Murica
I used to think in America, jam and jelly (and the other sort of jelly) were all called jello.
When I was in elementary school in Real America, we 100% learned that British people call jelly "jell-o."
That's so funny.
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My little brother had a thing when he was small that he would not eat a broken biscuit (cookie). We had a biscuit tin and we were allowed two when we got home from school. If my brother had done something to annoy me the previous day, I would snap every single biscuit in two when no-one was looking. No biscuits for him and my mum would blame him for being fussy.
I also had a baby brother who would eat anything you put in front of him. So he'd be scarfing down his yoghurt while my elder brother and I dilly dallied over the cold peas we were determined not to eat. And while he was looking the other way, we'd mix our peas into his yoghurt. I reckon he thought lumpy pea yoghurt was a legitimate thing until he was at least 4 or 5 years old.
I'm an evil big sister.0 -
Although all this evil sibling behaviour does make me ponder what my elder brother used to do to me when I was a sproglet. Here's hoping our smaller age gap meant he never had the chance to develop as much maliciousness as me!0
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My mum also told us with great certainty that Americans all cut up their food at dinner time before they start eating, then put down the knife and eat only with their forks.cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
Same in UK (though jam is fruit AND juice).BodyByButter wrote: »lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
/pedant on. Jam is made from the fruit, jelly is made from juice. Two different things in 'Murica
I used to think in America, jam and jelly (and the other sort of jelly) were all called jello.
When I was in elementary school in Real America, we 100% learned that British people call jelly "jell-o."
That's so funny.0 -
momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I legit LOL'd at this. Hilarious.0 -
AngryViking1970 wrote: »momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I legit LOL'd at this. Hilarious.
Me too!
I focus too much on food during movies or shows. The only person I can relate to is Dean Winchester (again. Even if it makes me crave... stuff). The others will have some delicious food, have a bite, and put it away... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?0 -
My mum also told us with great certainty that Americans all cut up their food at dinner time before they start eating, then put down the knife and eat only with their forks.cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
Same in UK (though jam is fruit AND juice).BodyByButter wrote: »lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
/pedant on. Jam is made from the fruit, jelly is made from juice. Two different things in 'Murica
I used to think in America, jam and jelly (and the other sort of jelly) were all called jello.
When I was in elementary school in Real America, we 100% learned that British people call jelly "jell-o."
That's so funny.
I used to try to do this when I was a kid. I was informed that it was poor table manners and to stop. So no, Americans know that rule.0 -
I know, the 'no-knife rule' came as a great surprise to my American sister-in-law.0
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I wonder how many of you though Shrimp Cocktail was an alcoholic beverage0
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Confession - peanut butter, brown sugar sandwiches for dinner. Nuff said, right?0
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momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days. [/quote
ha ha ha!0 -
This is my favorite forum on here! I love all of you and don't ever be ashamed to slip up! No ones perfect.0
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I ate a chocolate bar for breakfast, after preparing the children healthful breakfasts and dropping them at school.0
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dougpconnell219 wrote: »
My mum also told us with great certainty that Americans all cut up their food at dinner time before they start eating, then put down the knife and eat only with their forks.cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
Same in UK (though jam is fruit AND juice).BodyByButter wrote: »lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
/pedant on. Jam is made from the fruit, jelly is made from juice. Two different things in 'Murica
I used to think in America, jam and jelly (and the other sort of jelly) were all called jello.
When I was in elementary school in Real America, we 100% learned that British people call jelly "jell-o."
That's so funny.
I used to try to do this when I was a kid. I was informed that it was poor table manners and to stop. So no, Americans know that rule.
I still like to do this at home but I try to have "better manners" when I am out. I don't know why it is considered bad manners to be efficient.0 -
azulvioleta6 wrote: »LauraHasABabyJack wrote: »
I'm not the only one who's made this- I actually found it in the database under Slutty Browniesazulvioleta6 wrote: »LauraHasABabyJack wrote: »Since I went out for a run/walk this afternoon in single digit temps and blowing snow, I decided I would have a tiny salad and HUGE dessert for dinner. It was a layered bar of M&M cookie, Oreos and brownie then I put cherry cordial ice cream on top. Great trade off for the whopping two miles I did. Soooooo good.
Confession: I am pretty sure that I would throw up if I ate that.
Confession: I prefer to do slutty things instead. Burns more calories.
Bahahahaha I LOVE this response!!
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I've let stress in my life get me off track and I haven't figured out how to get back on track. I've been eating out a lot and eating whatever I want. Started this morning off on the wrong foot again. But tomorrow is a new day. I'll keep trying.0
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Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
Acutally I do this from time to time and have since I was a kid. I think of it like chocolate pixy stix powder.
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I feel a great sense of accomplishment having FINALLY gotten through all 75 pages of this thread! (Now maybe I can actually get some work done)0
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lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
Last couple of times I put vanilla extract in my coffee. Take a sip, blow out my nose, sweet! Weird, but it works for me.1 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »
My mum also told us with great certainty that Americans all cut up their food at dinner time before they start eating, then put down the knife and eat only with their forks.cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
Same in UK (though jam is fruit AND juice).BodyByButter wrote: »lynnmulligan wrote: »When I'm craving something sweet i eat spoonfuls of jam (jelly for Americans) out of the jar.
/pedant on. Jam is made from the fruit, jelly is made from juice. Two different things in 'Murica
I used to think in America, jam and jelly (and the other sort of jelly) were all called jello.
When I was in elementary school in Real America, we 100% learned that British people call jelly "jell-o."
That's so funny.
I used to try to do this when I was a kid. I was informed that it was poor table manners and to stop. So no, Americans know that rule.
I still like to do this at home but I try to have "better manners" when I am out. I don't know why it is considered bad manners to be efficient.
I think it has something to do with paying attention to your fellow diners or some such nonsense.0 -
Right now I'm obsessed with exercise, I made the guy I work with stay late and deal with a problem so I could go swimming. I told them I had a doctors appointment. They all assumed it was a female issue because I wouldn't go into details.0
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