Has anyone tried the Lemon cleanse?
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Oh my this just got good...
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TheVegthlete wrote: »It's a ploy, headed by big lemon, to sell more lemons.
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^That. That is some comedy gold.jcmorse563 wrote: »cleanses.. there are reasons for cleanse... for instance if your a virus carrier like hep b, and some c's, a liver cleans is very helpful. Most don't know that the hep virus is something that your liver lets in to help fight toxins in the liver, when you do a liver cleans such as the 8 oz fresh organic lemon with 8 ounces of organic virgin olive oil this is a big help to your liver. (after you take something to open the liver ducts) Another reason for a cleans might be a partial obstruction, a small intestine cleans such as 32 ounces of purified water with about 4 tablespoons of pink rock salt first thing in the morn on an empty stomach will cause your body to flush your intestines. However, in a perfect world our liver, kidney's and gallbladder is all we need for detoxification, however, we don't live in a perfect world and for most people the food they eat has all kinds of added toxins that our bodies where not meant to deal with on the levels we put in. Thanks to big industry, and supermarkets we have to have food that stores longer in shipment, and lasts on the shelf. If your a person that looks at this stuff, try's to buy organic, non genetically enhanced food, without pesticides, your ahead of the game.. Or even if you like to buy at your local farmers market its a big help. But if your buying all your produce at Walmart thats a different story. The day's of the Local store that sold locally grown stuff was the healthiest, but that's long gone. As a person that used to have these problems, thank you Jesus for healing me, I can attest that not all these are evil.. however, make sure you take it up with your nutritionist and or doctor first...
It's got everything, woo, conspiracy theories and Jesus.
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JESUS WILL CURE YOU....but, hedge your bets and do a cleanse.
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MFP forums are not a good place to ask about cleanses, detoxes, intermittent fasting, etc. Lots of haters out there on this subject. I'm about your age and I have done this and love it. Still go back to it occasionally if I start eating more unhealthy foods. I will send you a friend request and if you accept, I will let you know my experiences with the lemonade fasts. Have a good day!
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I don't think that it removes toxins, and I don't recommend it exactly.... However I did the lemon master cleanse for 10 days and ALSO a water cleanse (only water and green tea) for 10 days about 2 years ago and it jump-started my weight loss and I've gradually lost 20 pounds in past 2 years. (Very slow last 10 pounds and I'm still going, first 12 from cleanses and gained a few back after eating.)
I was going through a lot of bad stuff in my life and was in need of something to focus on- it was a spiritual experience of fasting for me too. But I don't think I will EVER do it again.
I was vey very weak and wasn't working at the time but no way I could have gotten through a normal work week or taken care of a family. I was totally on my own those weeks.0 -
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JESUS WILL CURE YOU....but, hedge your bets and do a cleanse.
Well, sometimes he's busy. That's when you round up random items from your refrigerator door and drink them all together.
I feel like we haven't spent enough time in this thread discussing why you have to have maple syrup and cayenne in this thing.0 -
OP - have your liver and kidneys stopped working??????
No they have not. In fact I am in excellent health (my doctor says) other then I personally want to lose about 10 more pounds.juliemouse83 wrote: »Even if it DID detox a body, I am really not sure how anyone could do it. Back in my younger, more naive, years, I did the "Cabbage Soup" diet for all of 2.5 days. I am pretty sure I was supposed to do it for longer than that, but halfway into the third day, my head started to spin, I grew fangs and I threw things at people...apparently I was more than a little hangry.
Why make yourself miserable?
True, I don't want to be miserable. I was just asking the question, if anyone had done it. I have fasted before for one day, which my doctor said is ok to do, but that is the longest I have gone without solid food.
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ErikThaRed wrote: »I did a smoothie "cleanse". I drank fruit and green veggie smoothies for 10 days for breakfast and lunch, and a healthy meal for dinner. It also allowed for healthy snacks all day long (veggies, fruit, nuts). It helped lose some weight and get my mind on the right track for eating better. I'm not a doctor or nutritionist so I can't comment on cleansing any toxins, but it helped kick start me on my journey and I have been doing fairly well after that initial 10 days. My go round was in November. Lost 24 lbs since i started so it helped me. Again, I can't comment on the science of it, but an all lemon water cleanse seems pretty drastic. The one I did, I still had a lot of nutrients from the smoothies and then also had a nice healthy dinner. The snacks also helped to keep me full so I wasn't really starving myself, just eating better.
That is fantastic. I love the smoothies also. My favorite is unsweetened almond milk, 1 leaf of kale, 1 fresh orange, 1 half banana, ice cubes and 2 tbsp. flaxseed. I try to have one of these at least 3 times a week. substituting the orange for an apple. Congratulations on your weight loss. Keep up the good work
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That is a lot of info. I don't believe I have any of those problems hep or a partial obstruction but it is some interesting information. Thank you for your input.jcmorse563 wrote: »cleanses.. there are reasons for cleanse... for instance if your a virus carrier like hep b, and some c's, a liver cleans is very helpful. Most don't know that the hep virus is something that your liver lets in to help fight toxins in the liver, when you do a liver cleans such as the 8 oz fresh organic lemon with 8 ounces of organic virgin olive oil this is a big help to your liver. (after you take something to open the liver ducts) Another reason for a cleans might be a partial obstruction, a small intestine cleans such as 32 ounces of purified water with about 4 tablespoons of pink rock salt first thing in the morn on an empty stomach will cause your body to flush your intestines. However, in a perfect world our liver, kidney's and gallbladder is all we need for detoxification, however, we don't live in a perfect world and for most people the food they eat has all kinds of added toxins that our bodies where not meant to deal with on the levels we put in. Thanks to big industry, and supermarkets we have to have food that stores longer in shipment, and lasts on the shelf. If your a person that looks at this stuff, try's to buy organic, non genetically enhanced food, without pesticides, your ahead of the game.. Or even if you like to buy at your local farmers market its a big help. But if your buying all your produce at Walmart thats a different story. The day's of the Local store that sold locally grown stuff was the healthiest, but that's long gone. As a person that used to have these problems, thank you Jesus for healing me, I can attest that not all these are evil.. however, make sure you take it up with your nutritionist and or doctor first...
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I don't think that it removes toxins, and I don't recommend it exactly.... However I did the lemon master cleanse for 10 days and ALSO a water cleanse (only water and green tea) for 10 days about 2 years ago and it jump-started my weight loss and I've gradually lost 20 pounds in past 2 years. (Very slow last 10 pounds and I'm still going, first 12 from cleanses and gained a few back after eating.)
I was going through a lot of bad stuff in my life and was in need of something to focus on- it was a spiritual experience of fasting for me too. But I don't think I will EVER do it again.
I was vey very weak and wasn't working at the time but no way I could have gotten through a normal work week or taken care of a family. I was totally on my own those weeks.
So you did it for weight loss or for the cleansing? My co-workers said they were very weak also.....our jobs are very physical, so feeling weak would not great at work.0 -
jcmorse563 wrote: »cleanses.. there are reasons for cleanse... for instance if your a virus carrier like hep b, and some c's, a liver cleans is very helpful. Most don't know that the hep virus is something that your liver lets in to help fight toxins in the liver, when you do a liver cleans such as the 8 oz fresh organic lemon with 8 ounces of organic virgin olive oil this is a big help to your liver. (after you take something to open the liver ducts) Another reason for a cleans might be a partial obstruction, a small intestine cleans such as 32 ounces of purified water with about 4 tablespoons of pink rock salt first thing in the morn on an empty stomach will cause your body to flush your intestines. However, in a perfect world our liver, kidney's and gallbladder is all we need for detoxification, however, we don't live in a perfect world and for most people the food they eat has all kinds of added toxins that our bodies where not meant to deal with on the levels we put in. Thanks to big industry, and supermarkets we have to have food that stores longer in shipment, and lasts on the shelf. If your a person that looks at this stuff, try's to buy organic, non genetically enhanced food, without pesticides, your ahead of the game.. Or even if you like to buy at your local farmers market its a big help. But if your buying all your produce at Walmart thats a different story. The day's of the Local store that sold locally grown stuff was the healthiest, but that's long gone. As a person that used to have these problems, thank you Jesus for healing me, I can attest that not all these are evil.. however, make sure you take it up with your nutritionist and or doctor first...
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butterflyrae2010 wrote: »I don't think that it removes toxins, and I don't recommend it exactly.... However I did the lemon master cleanse for 10 days and ALSO a water cleanse (only water and green tea) for 10 days about 2 years ago and it jump-started my weight loss and I've gradually lost 20 pounds in past 2 years. (Very slow last 10 pounds and I'm still going, first 12 from cleanses and gained a few back after eating.)
I was going through a lot of bad stuff in my life and was in need of something to focus on- it was a spiritual experience of fasting for me too. But I don't think I will EVER do it again.
I was vey very weak and wasn't working at the time but no way I could have gotten through a normal work week or taken care of a family. I was totally on my own those weeks.
So you did it for weight loss or for the cleansing? My co-workers said they were very weak also.....our jobs are very physical, so feeling weak would not great at work.
they were weak from the lack of calories.
to lose weight you need a moderate calorie deficit
ten days on nothing but water and green tea like the poster you quoted is a starvation diet. of course you lose weight you didnt eat for 10 days but its not fat you lost its a combo of water, lean muscle mass and some fat
personally i want to keep my muscles in tact as much as i possibly can
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butterflyrae2010 wrote: »OP - have your liver and kidneys stopped working??????
No they have not. In fact I am in excellent health (my doctor says) other then I personally want to lose about 10 more pounds.juliemouse83 wrote: »Even if it DID detox a body, I am really not sure how anyone could do it. Back in my younger, more naive, years, I did the "Cabbage Soup" diet for all of 2.5 days. I am pretty sure I was supposed to do it for longer than that, but halfway into the third day, my head started to spin, I grew fangs and I threw things at people...apparently I was more than a little hangry.
Why make yourself miserable?
True, I don't want to be miserable. I was just asking the question, if anyone had done it. I have fasted before for one day, which my doctor said is ok to do, but that is the longest I have gone without solid food.
if you want to lose ten more pounds just keep eating in a deficit and exercising, that is if you currently exercise…
a lemon cleanse has absolutely nothing to do with losing ten more pounds….ziltch, zip, nada….0 -
If I remember rightly, John Wayne died of lung cancer.
OP, do not smoke - now that is good health advice to take from the death of John Wayne.
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butterflyrae2010 wrote: »
That is a lot of info. I don't believe I have any of those problems hep or a partial obstruction but it is some interesting information. Thank you for your input.jcmorse563 wrote: »cleanses.. there are reasons for cleanse... for instance if your a virus carrier like hep b, and some c's, a liver cleans is very helpful. Most don't know that the hep virus is something that your liver lets in to help fight toxins in the liver, when you do a liver cleans such as the 8 oz fresh organic lemon with 8 ounces of organic virgin olive oil this is a big help to your liver. (after you take something to open the liver ducts) Another reason for a cleans might be a partial obstruction, a small intestine cleans such as 32 ounces of purified water with about 4 tablespoons of pink rock salt first thing in the morn on an empty stomach will cause your body to flush your intestines. However, in a perfect world our liver, kidney's and gallbladder is all we need for detoxification, however, we don't live in a perfect world and for most people the food they eat has all kinds of added toxins that our bodies where not meant to deal with on the levels we put in. Thanks to big industry, and supermarkets we have to have food that stores longer in shipment, and lasts on the shelf. If your a person that looks at this stuff, try's to buy organic, non genetically enhanced food, without pesticides, your ahead of the game.. Or even if you like to buy at your local farmers market its a big help. But if your buying all your produce at Walmart thats a different story. The day's of the Local store that sold locally grown stuff was the healthiest, but that's long gone. As a person that used to have these problems, thank you Jesus for healing me, I can attest that not all these are evil.. however, make sure you take it up with your nutritionist and or doctor first...
This is not info. It is a lot of something, but it is not info. It is closer to 100% pure bull *kitten*, which, I guess is at least "natural" and "clean" because it came straight from the bull.
This just gave me an idea. I am going to start selling a "bull *kitten* cleanse" It is all natural! Straight from the bull! 100% "clean" and "organic" ingredients!0 -
I add lemon zest and juice to the mashed potatoes of my shepherds pie. It lightens things up and the lemon detoxes the lamb fat into non toxic tastiness, who would have thought.0
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neanderthin wrote: »I add lemon zest and juice to the mashed potatoes of my shepherds pie. It lightens things up and the lemon detoxes the lamb fat into non toxic tastiness, who would have thought.
I'm a vegetarian, but I make shepherd's pie with lentils. Adding lemon zest to the potatoes sounds brilliant. Thanks for the idea.
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I like to put slices of lemon in my water, it's delicious. Isn't it bad for you to drink salt water, and that's why we don't drink the ocean? (OK, that wording was stupid, but you know what I mean.)0
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MFP forums are not a good place to ask about cleanses, detoxes, intermittent fasting, etc. Lots of haters out there on this subject. I'm about your age and I have done this and love it. Still go back to it occasionally if I start eating more unhealthy foods. I will send you a friend request and if you accept, I will let you know my experiences with the lemonade fasts. Have a good day!
Bingo?!?
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So_Much_Fab wrote: »MFP forums are not a good place to ask about cleanses, detoxes, intermittent fasting, etc. Lots of haters out there on this subject. I'm about your age and I have done this and love it. Still go back to it occasionally if I start eating more unhealthy foods. I will send you a friend request and if you accept, I will let you know my experiences with the lemonade fasts. Have a good day!
Bingo?!?
ahh close but there was no mention of sugar being evil
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The obstruction was healed by Jesus, after a week of not being able to eat or drink anything, The doctors had just run all the blood work. That's how I found that the Lord had healed the hep b virus after being a carrier for years. I also had hiccups for 8 days straight with the only reprieve being when the elders laid hands on me and prayed--they stopped for a few hours. Monday the following day was when i received the doctors report of the clean blood work. However, they wanted to try new medications, that night while in bed I felt the voice of God speak in my abdomen, I felt my inside explode with life, and also what was bound broke free. The hiccups quit also. Hiccups, not being able to eat or drink, throwing up, for a week.. These were the symptoms of the obstruction. I didn't say the flush healed me i just said it is beneficial. I did use the flush after the healing, "after". Further, I asked the doctor what he thought before i did it, He told me give it a try. Little did I know at the time of my healing, the whole worship team of my church had come together and was praying for my healing, I found this out the following Wed. at church.. As far as providing studies as proof that they can be beneficial I don't believe that even if i provided a hundred studies that it would help, as I'm sure you are probably skeptical about the healing miracle, and you've had the bible and time itself testifying about Jesus, --he stepped on earth and split time in half--. Instead I would say to seek your proof in Him, with an open heart..... A personal experience out weighs a study and since it's a personal experience who can argue-- you know what your lived. Sorry if i offend you..0
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jcmorse563 wrote: »The obstruction was healed by Jesus, after a week of not being able to eat or drink anything, The doctors had just run all the blood work. That's how I found that the Lord had healed the hep b virus after being a carrier for years. I also had hiccups for 8 days straight with the only reprieve being when the elders laid hands on me and prayed--they stopped for a few hours. Monday the following day was when i received the doctors report of the clean blood work. However, they wanted to try new medications, that night while in bed I felt the voice of God speak in my abdomen, I felt my inside explode with life, and also what was bound broke free. The hiccups quit also. Hiccups, not being able to eat or drink, throwing up, for a week.. These were the symptoms of the obstruction. I didn't say the flush healed me i just said it is beneficial. I did use the flush after the healing, "after". Further, I asked the doctor what he thought before i did it, He told me give it a try. Little did I know at the time of my healing, the whole worship team of my church had come together and was praying for my healing, I found this out the following Wed. at church.. As far as providing studies as proof that they can be beneficial I don't believe that even if i provided a hundred studies that it would help, as I'm sure you are probably skeptical about the healing miracle, and you've had the bible and time itself testifying about Jesus, --he stepped on earth and split time in half--. Instead I would say to seek your proof in Him, with an open heart..... A personal experience out weighs a study and since it's a personal experience who can argue-- you know what your lived. Sorry if i offend you..
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jcmorse563 wrote: »The obstruction was healed by Jesus, after a week of not being able to eat or drink anything, The doctors had just run all the blood work. That's how I found that the Lord had healed the hep b virus after being a carrier for years. I also had hiccups for 8 days straight with the only reprieve being when the elders laid hands on me and prayed--they stopped for a few hours. Monday the following day was when i received the doctors report of the clean blood work. However, they wanted to try new medications, that night while in bed I felt the voice of God speak in my abdomen, I felt my inside explode with life, and also what was bound broke free. The hiccups quit also. Hiccups, not being able to eat or drink, throwing up, for a week.. These were the symptoms of the obstruction. I didn't say the flush healed me i just said it is beneficial. I did use the flush after the healing, "after". Further, I asked the doctor what he thought before i did it, He told me give it a try. Little did I know at the time of my healing, the whole worship team of my church had come together and was praying for my healing, I found this out the following Wed. at church.. As far as providing studies as proof that they can be beneficial I don't believe that even if i provided a hundred studies that it would help, as I'm sure you are probably skeptical about the healing miracle, and you've had the bible and time itself testifying about Jesus, --he stepped on earth and split time in half--. Instead I would say to seek your proof in Him, with an open heart..... A personal experience out weighs a study and since it's a personal experience who can argue-- you know what your lived. Sorry if i offend you..
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LOLSconnieCat wrote: »butterflyrae2010 wrote: »Detoxing is a pointless endeavor. You have working kidneys and a liver that detox your body for you. Detoxes are just a money marketing attempt by scammers looking to make a quick buck off of the gullible.
Well agreed that's what I thought the liver was for. It was nothing bought online just ingredients in the store. I did see several lemon cleanse sites online. I read something about when John Wayne and Elvis Presley died they had 18 to 20 pounds of waste inside them, so it got me thinking what is inside my body.
If you're looking to get rid of the extra crap hanging our in your intestines, go HAM on some Taco Bell or get a colonic.
Detoxes do nothing.
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herrspoons wrote: »jcmorse563 wrote: »The obstruction was healed by Jesus, after a week of not being able to eat or drink anything, The doctors had just run all the blood work. That's how I found that the Lord had healed the hep b virus after being a carrier for years. I also had hiccups for 8 days straight with the only reprieve being when the elders laid hands on me and prayed--they stopped for a few hours. Monday the following day was when i received the doctors report of the clean blood work. However, they wanted to try new medications, that night while in bed I felt the voice of God speak in my abdomen, I felt my inside explode with life, and also what was bound broke free. The hiccups quit also. Hiccups, not being able to eat or drink, throwing up, for a week.. These were the symptoms of the obstruction. I didn't say the flush healed me i just said it is beneficial. I did use the flush after the healing, "after". Further, I asked the doctor what he thought before i did it, He told me give it a try. Little did I know at the time of my healing, the whole worship team of my church had come together and was praying for my healing, I found this out the following Wed. at church.. As far as providing studies as proof that they can be beneficial I don't believe that even if i provided a hundred studies that it would help, as I'm sure you are probably skeptical about the healing miracle, and you've had the bible and time itself testifying about Jesus, --he stepped on earth and split time in half--. Instead I would say to seek your proof in Him, with an open heart..... A personal experience out weighs a study and since it's a personal experience who can argue-- you know what your lived. Sorry if i offend you..
This is comedy, isn't it?
I hope so... this is *really* special...
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