Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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Ellasdream wrote: »
What do you log it as?ErikThaRed wrote: »ErikThaRed wrote: »I log sexual activity in my exercise diary; and even looked up how much calories *kitten* burns...lol
But do you wear your heart rate monitor?
No, just found online that "The average man burns 4.2 calories a minute having sex, while women burn 3.1 calories. " and calculated based on that.
There's actually sex in under cardio, for me 3 calories for 1 minute. I used to log it but now my dairy is open...
One minute of sex??? I'm so sorry!
LOL, touche, let me rephrase
for me 6 calories for 2 minutes. :-P haha
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cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I laughed so hard at this, the dogs came over with concerned looks on their faces.
I've eaten premade frosting out of the jar before. I also eat cookie butter out of the jar. In fact, that's how 1.5 jars of cookie butter got consumed in this house... all but the 1/2 jar I used in a recipe.
What is cookie butter? BTW - great profile photo!
Imagine if peanut butter was made with ground up cookies instead. Now wipe the drool off your chin
where do you get that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are you in the US? Even Wal-Mart now has Biscoff spread in the peanut butter section:
No, I am in Canada.....
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Alatariel75 wrote: »I accidentally typed they're instead of their the other day and before I could edit someone jumped my *kitten*.
I HATE when I notice a tyop after someone has quoted me. Irks me no end.
Today's confession is that I've already pre-logged dinner and I'm 400 over and I can't bring myself to care.
Agreed, it has been bothering me since last night that I wrote 'cabbage leave', instead of 'cabbage leaf'
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I've recently started wearing my sports bras in the shower so I can get 3, maybe 4 wears out of them before washing them properly instead of having to handwash twice a week...
So wrong, but feels so right.0 -
I've started to up my fibre and it's been having some slight *ahem* 'windy' results, which seem to happen particularly when I do cardio.
Luckily, the classes I do (BodyCombat and BodyAttack) have VERY loud music, so I just try and hold it in until I know the music will drown it out... (luckily, it's just noise and no odour, otherwise I'd be found out)0 -
For valentine's day I completely blew my diet I ate 5 cupcakes and half box of chocolates...gee..back on track now0
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I cooked a buffet for my family last weekend and I was doing so well not snacking until the bloody brownies came out of the oven.
I was just going to cut one small slice to give to my brother when it threw itself into my mouth, along with the rest of the WHOLE DAMN TRAY.
I told my mum I didn't have time to bake dessert. It was glorious.0 -
I sometimes weigh myself up to 3 times in the morning, when i wake up, after my run and just before i get dressed for the day and i always take the batteries out of the scale for 2 minutes before putting them back in and weighing immediately and if it says i gained even 100g ill move the scale to another room or floor surface and try again. in case the "floor is uneven" you know!0
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One of my lowest points was when I bought a jar of biscoff cookie spread and ate the entire jar in one day, on top of whatever other food I was eating....one jar has around 2300 calories
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mziegler01 wrote: »I used to think I was so so so fat when I was a size 12-14. Like, "no one would ever love you" fat. Now I am a size 20-22 and I look back on my high school years and I wish I had realized that I looked pretty damned great and I'd -love- to be that size today. I'd be so confident. As it is no matter how much my husband says he loves me, I think I'm hideous. I just love horrible food so much...
RIGHT?? I wish I could go back and tell my high school/college-aged self to stop beating herself up.
(And in that same line of thinking, I should appreciate being the size I am NOW as well.)0 -
Angelfire365 wrote: »I stopped buying snacky foods to try and curb my 7 to 10 pm "grazing". Last night I mowed down a plate of cheese and crackers.
I now eat 4 smallish meals per day - averaging 400kcals each. When I get home, I know I have 2 meals to come which helps with the extra curricula snacking.0 -
cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »My scale is tared to 5 pounds above zero.
It makes me feel better that I get to subtract 5 off the reading.
I love this idea, why didn't I do this months ago!0 -
At the TOM I give myself permission to eat at maintenance for a few days to make it more bearable (I become a ravenous crazy fiend for 1-2 days), but after a few months at this eating at a deficit business, I almost look forward to those days where I can eat a bit more, even if I am a lunatic at the time.0
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SkinLust17 wrote: »I cooked a buffet for my family last weekend and I was doing so well not snacking until the bloody brownies came out of the oven.
I was just going to cut one small slice to give to my brother when it threw itself into my mouth, along with the rest of the WHOLE DAMN TRAY.
I told my mum I didn't have time to bake dessert. It was glorious.
Lol sounds like something I would do.0 -
dougpconnell219 wrote: »Yeah. I won't even open threads about how to "loose" weight.
Same. I die a little inside every time I read that.0 -
Italian_Buju wrote: »cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I laughed so hard at this, the dogs came over with concerned looks on their faces.
I've eaten premade frosting out of the jar before. I also eat cookie butter out of the jar. In fact, that's how 1.5 jars of cookie butter got consumed in this house... all but the 1/2 jar I used in a recipe.
What is cookie butter? BTW - great profile photo!
Imagine if peanut butter was made with ground up cookies instead. Now wipe the drool off your chin
where do you get that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are you in the US? Even Wal-Mart now has Biscoff spread in the peanut butter section:
No, I am in Canada.....
Thank your lucky stars we don't have that stuff here!!!!
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Alatariel75 wrote: »I accidentally typed they're instead of their the other day and before I could edit someone jumped my *kitten*.
I HATE when I notice a tyop after someone has quoted me. Irks me no end.
Today's confession is that I've already pre-logged dinner and I'm 400 over and I can't bring myself to care.
I'm trying to decide if your typo is legit or irony...
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My day is pretty much over after drinking a bottle of magnesium citrate yesterday evening to get things moving.
I also like the lemon flavor mag citrate. I would totally drink it on the regular if it wasn't a laxative.0 -
AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »I watch Big Trouble In Little China about 3 times a month, it's my favorite movie.
OMG ME TOO.0
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