Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.0 -
I don't eat at all during the day, then lie and say I had a late lunch when my husband gets home so I know he's getting enough to eat.0
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sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Well, it's closer than just estimating, right? Plus, someone gets to hold boobs, so there's that.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Well, it's closer than just estimating, right? Plus, someone gets to hold boobs, so there's that.
I'll volunteer if someone doesn't have anyone to hold their boobs.0 -
AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Well, it's closer than just estimating, right? Plus, someone gets to hold boobs, so there's that.
I'll volunteer if someone doesn't have anyone to hold their boobs.
Get in line, bub.0 -
xMrBunglex wrote: »I confess, when someone at work asks me how I'm maintaining my weight, and I start to say "well, I track my calories in and calories burned-"
They stop me and say "Whoa whoa whoa...that's too hard & not to mention a pain in the *ss. Also, I hate vegetables"
I want to turn my pen around and stab them in the throat.
YES! This X1000.0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Well, it's closer than just estimating, right? Plus, someone gets to hold boobs, so there's that.
I'll volunteer if someone doesn't have anyone to hold their boobs.
Get in line, bub.
And, case in point that men are MUCH more forgiving of our bodies than us women are! This conversation seriously made me laugh. Thanks - I needed it this afternoon!0 -
tincanonastring wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Well, it's closer than just estimating, right? Plus, someone gets to hold boobs, so there's that.
I'll volunteer if someone doesn't have anyone to hold their boobs.
Get in line, bub.
And, case in point that men are MUCH more forgiving of our bodies than us women are! This conversation seriously made me laugh. Thanks - I needed it this afternoon!
If i told you your body was amazing, would you hold it against me?
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sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Apparently (according to various websites), the density of breast tissue is approximately 85% of that of water, so the most accurate measurement is to get a large bowl, place it in a baking tray, fill the bowl to the very top with water, dunk your bewb in the water until it is fully submerged (thus displacing the same volume of water as your bewb comprises) then measure the amount of water displaced into the tray (1ml of water = 1 gram), then multiply the grams of water by 0.85 to get the weight of your bewb.
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AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »tincanonastring wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Well, it's closer than just estimating, right? Plus, someone gets to hold boobs, so there's that.
I'll volunteer if someone doesn't have anyone to hold their boobs.
Get in line, bub.
And, case in point that men are MUCH more forgiving of our bodies than us women are! This conversation seriously made me laugh. Thanks - I needed it this afternoon!
If i told you your body was amazing, would you hold it against me?
You are too far away!
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Alatariel75 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Apparently (according to various websites), the density of breast tissue is approximately 85% of that of water, so the most accurate measurement is to get a large bowl, place it in a baking tray, fill the bowl to the very top with water, dunk your bewb in the water until it is fully submerged (thus displacing the same volume of water as your bewb comprises) then measure the amount of water displaced into the tray (1ml of water = 1 gram), then multiply the grams of water by 0.85 to get the weight of your bewb.
Laughed out loud at that visual!
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Alatariel75 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Apparently (according to various websites), the density of breast tissue is approximately 85% of that of water, so the most accurate measurement is to get a large bowl, place it in a baking tray, fill the bowl to the very top with water, dunk your bewb in the water until it is fully submerged (thus displacing the same volume of water as your bewb comprises) then measure the amount of water displaced into the tray (1ml of water = 1 gram), then multiply the grams of water by 0.85 to get the weight of your bewb.
Instead of a BodPod we need a BewbPod?0 -
Alatariel75 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »sherbear702 wrote: »I found myself wondering earlier if a food scale would accurately weigh my boobs. Decided not to bother since I have no clue what they 'should' weigh.
Depends on what your scales max weight is. Mine only goes up to 3lbs and I know my boobs would make it say error if I tried that. Just have your husband/boyfriend/significant other hold them up while you stand on the regular scale. That works pretty well for me.
I don't get this. If you're holding on to anything, you'll never get an accurate weight anyway, how would you expect this to work?
I had too many chocolates and snacks again. 450 calories left for dinner (maintenance goal), which would be fine if I didn't want to keep a deficit to make up for my binge of 2 days ago... I'll be very surprised if the scale isn't up this month!
Sure you will. Step 1. Get on the scale (remember your weight). Step 2. Ask partner to lift your breasts for you (granted this will not work if you've got nice perky boobs, or small boobs. Mine happen to be extra large and pretty darn saggy from having two breastfed children so my hubby can just lift them right up off my body for me) Step 3. get back on the scale. Step 4 calculate the difference between lifted and not lifted. Vola, boob weight.
No, because science. I'll just stop there.
Apparently (according to various websites), the density of breast tissue is approximately 85% of that of water, so the most accurate measurement is to get a large bowl, place it in a baking tray, fill the bowl to the very top with water, dunk your bewb in the water until it is fully submerged (thus displacing the same volume of water as your bewb comprises) then measure the amount of water displaced into the tray (1ml of water = 1 gram), then multiply the grams of water by 0.85 to get the weight of your bewb.
Instead of a BodPod we need a BewbPod?
*opens Kickstarter...0 -
I love a cherry frozen coke with a bag of potatoes chips. I will go to the gas station get a 32oz Slurpee and chips devour them then go in to a Carb coma. Bye the way I'm a type two diabetic so I know that no good can come from this behavior.0
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ladybuggnorris wrote: »LouisaM162 wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Italian_Buju wrote: »momspective wrote: »I went on a cruise with my husband last month. I gained ten pounds, he didn't gain an ounce. I was so pissed I told him I had a UTI and couldn't have sex for ten days.
I laughed so hard at this, the dogs came over with concerned looks on their faces.
I've eaten premade frosting out of the jar before. I also eat cookie butter out of the jar. In fact, that's how 1.5 jars of cookie butter got consumed in this house... all but the 1/2 jar I used in a recipe.
What is cookie butter? BTW - great profile photo!
Imagine if peanut butter was made with ground up cookies instead. Now wipe the drool off your chin
where do you get that?!?!?!?!?!?!
Are you in the US? Even Wal-Mart now has Biscoff spread in the peanut butter section:
No, I am in Canada.....
Thank your lucky stars we don't have that stuff here!!!!
Wish there was a like button! I am also glad it is not available in Canada. Also, I love Jif peanut butter and it is no longer available in Canada...a great thing, since I can easily say no to any other brand.
jif peanut butter is so disgusting i remember when someone made me a peanut butter sandwich once with that .. i took one bite and spit it out like wth happened to this *kitten* thats not peanut butter
Canadian peanut butter > American by 10000000000000000000000000 points omg0 -
Scorpiotwin wrote: »I love a cherry frozen coke with a bag of potatoes chips. I will go to the gas station get a 32oz Slurpee and chips devour them then go in to a Carb coma. Bye the way I'm a type two diabetic so I know that no good can come from this behavior.
Not frozen, but Cherry Coke or Dr. Pepper and really crunchy potato chips (kettle cooked) are my all-time favorite snack. There's just something about the sweet of the soda and the salty-crunchiness of the chips that are just glorious.
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I confess, while I appreciate the compliment for what it is, if I hear one more person say, "But you don't need to lose weight" I am going to scream. Maybe I just don't want to gain weight. Either way, I like food far too much not to count my calories. If I eat for a day without looking and then go back, yikes! It's no wonder my weight was higher than I wanted it to be for a while!
^^^^ I 100% agree with this statement.
I have never really had a weight issue, but I do have a fit/healthy issue. Just because I'm thin and want to better myself so I can be fit, does not give you the right to make snide or condescending comments about my choices. This is my life, let me live it how I want to, or I'll punch you in the throat.
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I confess I rather like it when people tell me I don't need to lose weight or that I shouldn't lose more.
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i keep the remainder of the icing container after putting it on a cake or cupcake, so i can spoon it later
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I gained most of my weight from drinking almost every night for three years and eating takeout on weekends.
When I was 28lbs heavier I used to hate anyone discussing anything around me about healthy eating or going to the gym, especially if they were slimmer than me. I would be one of those people that would be like 'Slaving away in the gym - how boring! Eat a cheeseburger and live a little!' I think I was jealous and bitter that other people had the motivation and willpower to better themselves and I didn't. Of course I realize that it was a terrible attitude to have now after changing my lifestyle for the better. I think I was projecting my self-hatred on to others doing well. Still if I fall off the wagon - have a few binges in a row or a really bad week any talk of calories or exercise irritates me no end. But that's just me being angry at myself.0 -
I'm going to go to Wendy's and possibly the grocery store to get ice cream. I'm going to enjoy all of it and then go to the gym.0
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cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »If I'm over by just a few calories at the end of the day, I'll add in more of my exercise to keep the number green.
I'm also done updating my weight on MFP, because it keeps dropping my calories and I'm too lazy to set it manually.
I quick add calories to avoid diary entries like "Pringles, one tube."
I love it - that's a true confession! This thread is great to read cause I thought I was the only one that cheats at the same time I'm struggling to get to my goal weight. This truly reminds me that we all have hard days.0 -
Beploveshomer wrote: »I've been addicted to chewing tobacco on and off for years. I just recently I started up again and way too often, I started getting sensitivity in my teeth and skin changes in my mouth, I got scared and decided to quit yesterday. I used some nic gum yesterday, but got rid of it today because I'm afraid to get addicted to that.
I am having horrible cravings, I am acting like a complete hostile B@#$% , and I have no control over my eating today. I am so hungry, these are the munchies from Hell.
I'm terrified of gaining weight from quitting.
I too dealt with tobacco addiction (Copenhagen was my demon), having started at the age of 12. Didn't get past it until my 40s. Every time I tried to quit I put on weight and every time I re-started, I didn't lose what was amassed.
But being heavier, for me, was better than chewing all day every day.
I am now a Nicorette addict. At least that's more socially acceptable. That's my justification, anyhow. And a confession.
Quitting chew was the hardest thing I've ever done. I wish you the best of luck.
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AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »My father died when I was 4, I have an older half brother who may or may not have known I existed and this past november, when I found out about him, I tried to contact him and he told me flat out he wasn't interested. I still can't fathom how someone wouldn't want to know their blood.
I have 2 half brothers who are not at all interested in knowing me or my sister.
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Beploveshomer wrote: »I've been addicted to chewing tobacco on and off for years. I just recently I started up again and way too often, I started getting sensitivity in my teeth and skin changes in my mouth, I got scared and decided to quit yesterday. I used some nic gum yesterday, but got rid of it today because I'm afraid to get addicted to that.
I am having horrible cravings, I am acting like a complete hostile B@#$% , and I have no control over my eating today. I am so hungry, these are the munchies from Hell.
I'm terrified of gaining weight from quitting.
I too dealt with tobacco addiction (Copenhagen was my demon), having started at the age of 12. Didn't get past it until my 40s. Every time I tried to quit I put on weight and every time I re-started, I didn't lose what was amassed.
But being heavier, for me, was better than chewing all day every day.
I am now a Nicorette addict. At least that's more socially acceptable. That's my justification, anyhow. And a confession.
Quitting chew was the hardest thing I've ever done. I wish you the best of luck.
I am quitting chew (again) tomorrow. I have my gum ready and will hopefully have it stick this time (I was so close last time but old habits die hard). As bad as it is, I am glad to know that I am not the only one.0 -
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My confession... I don't have "cheat days" often but when I do, I go CRAZY with the chocolate & cookies. I'm in college, I can't say no to a few good homemade cookies!!!0
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HahHhhHhhHhaaaaahahahahahaaa! If you could see the tears rolling down my face right now!! I'm just now getting myself composed after reading this post. I busted out in uncontrollable laughter before I was half way through. I mean, just the way you described it, to the T! I guess we've all seen "that person". Man oh man. Laugh of the day! Ty so much for this post. Still laughing....AgentOrangeJuice wrote: »I get glazed eyes and stare in beffuddlement at the people on the treadmills at the gym, who put the incline to max and hang onto the tops of the machines, making themselves perpendicular to the machine again, which they could totally walk without the incline for.
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Italian_Buju wrote: »
No, I am in Canada.....
Real Canadian Superstore is where I get mine. It should be with the jams and spreads, like peanut butter is.0 -
I only record large eggs. No S, XL or XXL in my world.0
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