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We broke up because...
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She wouldn't let him sleep in the bed with us..0
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I preferred his dogs company to him.0
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I realized I was straight0
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She didn't think I had enough curves.0
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She smiled too much..0
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he ate all my ice cream0
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Because I Wanted cuddles and she wanted to - Drink, Xbox, Gym, Make Love, Swim and Socialise.... damn it.0
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Took too many selfies while curling in the squat rack0
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He wouldn't style my hair for me and had no idea what curlers were for!0
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she was always dressing up for other people instead of just me!0
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She told me she wanted to have sex, came home she was having sex with the neighbor. Not cool!0
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Wouldn't entertain the word "bottom"0
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Wanted me to drink the "bottom" of the barrel. Nope! ain't doint that shiit0
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He can't stop once he starts drinking! LUSH!!!0
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Hid my Scotch bottles0
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He kept losing things then blamed it on me!0
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Every time we had sex, I tried to say I lost my virginity again. She kept correcting me.0
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Had alzheimer's0
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He wouldnt take the hint when I pretended I didnt know him in Public!0
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She followed me around all day, especially in public.0
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He kept wanting to try an eiffel tower0
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He wasn't adventurous enough!0
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She started dating someone else
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He did not realize that the cat was permanent, and he was temporary. He did not respect that the cat had more status than him.0
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She spent more time with her cat than with me0
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He always rained on my parade!
(That was cheesy)
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I found my favorite shoes stashed away in her closet.0
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I stole her shoes and gave them as a b-day gift to another woman0
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He gave me used shoes for my birthday!!0
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