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We broke up because...
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complained too much.0
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Could never remember if he was bulking or cutting.0
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he didn't know i was CulKing.0
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He kept making up words, and they confused me.0
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She ate the glasses I made for her.0
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Wouldn't tell me how many calories were in those gingerbread glasses.0
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She kept taking candy from strangers0
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she tried eating my candy0
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He would never share his "Sweets"!0
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She wanted to lick my lollipop0
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she wouldn't lick my lollipop0
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It got realzy serious when she stepped up to my candy stash. We threw down.
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He wanted to wrestle all day, I had a darn job!0
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she never licked my "lollipop"0
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He's lollipop had lint and hair on it!0
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I told you I'd run it under water for you0
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It wasn't true love0
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He had a line that he used on all the guys and it worked!0
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He was all sappy about Love!0
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We broke up for tax reasons, what the government doesn't know any hurt them.
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Cause she thought the dress was white and gold when obviously it is black and blue0
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She was obsessed with that dress!0
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Anghenderson wrote: »Cause she thought the dress was white and gold when obviously it is black and blue
It is so white and gold. Your eyes failed you and you just wouldn't admit it. What else were you not admitting
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She couldn't see it was blue and black.0
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Anghenderson wrote: »Cause she thought the dress was white and gold when obviously it is black and blue
It is so white and gold. Your eyes failed you and you just wouldn't admit it. What else were you not admitting 0 -
Always thought I was lying.0
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She was..0
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He was on to my lies.0
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She lied about being a Billionaire!0
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