We broke up because...
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He was stuck on wells!0
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because i shaved0
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I liked him better with a beard0
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She hid all the razors because she liked my legs "Natural"!0
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She got used to being natural, and that's not for me!0
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She tried to have me get a Make Over!0
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She wouldn't put the jello in my shots!0
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I found his ex gf under our bed looking for her cat!
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He tried to get me to use gelatin in a syringe!0
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determined_ella wrote: »I found his ex gf under our bed looking for her cat!
He had too many girl friends
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She didnt want an open relationship!0
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By open she meant sexy time in public places0
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She wasnt as daring as I! ;p0
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She was too wild for me...and wouldn't share her shoes0
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I found her stash of selfies with the male strippers from our honeymoon!!
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For the break up sex.0
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Her Boobies were too tempting to the breakfast crowd!0
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I kept being blinded by those eyes. Those eyes!0
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MKonamission wrote: »I kept being blinded by those eyes. Those eyes!
You ate all my white nut cookies!0 -
He wouldn't share his cookies.0
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