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I'm too romantic for her...0
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I was uncomfortable with all the romance0
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Alisontheice wrote: »I was uncomfortable with all the romance
Wore too much pink!0 -
I was too much for her...0
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He forgot to feed my sea monkeys when I traveled for work.0
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I was busy...0
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She "traveled" too often right into the bed of her boss!
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was a confused soul.0
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Cause I burned the bacon0
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Tried to say I had Dementia!
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She didn't like crispy bacon.0
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never mess with bacon.Alisontheice wrote: »Cause I burned the bacon
@FabulousFantasticFifty : she had short term memory loss. it was like the movie " remembering sunday"
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He wouldn't fold my laundry0
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I loved that film more than I loved his films ... it caused arguments : (
@alisontheice she had 6 wardrobes full of clothes 0_o I just couldn't deal with the load!0 -
determined_ella wrote: »I loved that film more than I loved his films ... it caused arguments : (
She almost shot me in the *kitten*0 -
he handed me the potato gun and asked me to 0
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couldn't handle my sausage gun.0
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She was convicted for assault by Potato and wasn't allowed conjugal visits!
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »couldn't handle my sausage gun.
he wouldn't let me handle his delicate meat.... I was a little too rough with it ; )
@fabulousfantasticfifty I found out she was writing to a convict... or 3 and was planning on marrying one
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She fell in Love with her cellmate Large Marge!0
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