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We broke up because...

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Was horrible at math. Put us into debt
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    too much cowbell
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He couldn't swim yet couldn't keep him out of the water. It was a disaster. The hauff was constantly saving him
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Was addicted to Baywatch! And not because of the jiggling boobs, because he really dug the story line!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    she could not appreciate the jiggling boobs!
  • SeanB72Az
    SeanB72Az Posts: 29 Member
    She was knocked unconscious while working out by jiggling boobs and when she came to she didn't remember we were dating.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Called her boobs The Hasselhoffs
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited March 2015
    Thought my boobs were such a hassle!
  • SeanB72Az
    SeanB72Az Posts: 29 Member
    Learned that her boobs had a mind of their own
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wore those glasses EVERYWHERE. Thought they were rad!
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  • SeanB72Az
    SeanB72Az Posts: 29 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He wore those glasses EVERYWHERE. Thought they were rad!

    Because they are!
  • SeanB72Az
    SeanB72Az Posts: 29 Member
    moijo705 wrote: »
    Just talked boobs but didn't know what to do with them

    Because she ....crap. Can't break up with a girl who knows what to do with her boobs!!!!
  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
    Liked another girls boobs
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Because she had two heads. The little one kept peaking over her head.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Would make fun of his ex with the 2 heads, what about the one growing out of his chest, talk about the pot calling the kettle!
  • SeanB72Az
    SeanB72Az Posts: 29 Member
    She was convinced that pots and kettles could use telephones.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    edited March 2015
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Would make fun of his ex with the 2 heads, what about the one growing out of his chest, talk about the pot calling the kettle!

    Dead laughing so hard. I got nothing now.....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    iamlynn74 wrote: »
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Would make fun of his ex with the 2 heads, what about the one growing out of his chest, talk about the pot calling the kettle!

    Dead laughing so hard. I got nothing now.....

    Bwahahaha Check and mate!

  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    was playing chess with every tom dick and harry two headed dude around.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Screamed at my chess club for being perverts!! I had to apologize to Father Clark, he was truly embarrassed.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She went on vacation and didn't say Hello when she got back! :'(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited March 2015
    He didn't realize that I was still on a vow of silence, made me break it. I was so mad I ended up blaming him. I couldn't get over my anger!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He is very needy. Thought the world revolved around him. I gave u a nod when I got back. Jeeez
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    MaxPower0102 wrote: »
    She went on vacation and didn't say Hello when she got back! :'(

    PS check the random thought forum! lol
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    She stole my favorite dress
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I didn't steal it I hid it, I told her I wasn't ready to get married, and I look in her closet, a WEDDING dress! She wasn't very good about being subtle.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She always had to have the last word
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    he just couldn't handle the ride!!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    she wanted me to ride horses all the time horses and john deere's ugh

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