We broke up because...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Forgot to clean up the syrup in our bed.
  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
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    Kept stringing him along
  • cutethang1
    cutethang1 Posts: 239 Member
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    She had a wife :-(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I already had enough children! ;p
  • mocadet95
    mocadet95 Posts: 75 Member
    edited March 2015
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She didn't want my children too, refused to even talk to them.
  • mocadet95
    mocadet95 Posts: 75 Member
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    Because I am not into girls :(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She thought I was a guy...it was awkward.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She forgot to shave alot of the time and looked a little like Jesus! :stuck_out_tongue:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Used to love my whiskers on her, but changed her mind and didn't tell me. I only grew the beard to please her.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She really just wanted to blame me for the look she really wants to keep!
  • PerfectMisfit
    PerfectMisfit Posts: 360 Member
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    She said I could only eat tacos on Tuesdays.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She thought every day was tuesday, i grew tired of tacos, every once in a while I would like a burrito!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She complained about everything, tacos and burritos this and that. I couldn't take it anymore.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    He hated Mexican Food!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She thought I didn't like her cooking, I was just afraid to gain weight because I was obsessed with it.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    To market his new fitness book he made us follow the guidelines 100% as he documented it with selfies. He wrote the book with no research. It was called the Koolaid Cleanse. I gained 8 pounds.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    She was Jonesing too much for the Fellas!

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