We broke up because...
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Hated binary code0
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He kept trying to steal my chest hairs...
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Had weird patterns in his chest hair, claimed someone was stealing it but I suspect grooming gone wrong0
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He got his genders mixed up, a regular source of embarrassment and left a bad taste in..at least his mouth!0
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I was tired of him stealing my panties and taking them to work0
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Got tired of her never having panties0
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Panties…all we ever discussed were panties0
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Tried to make me wear panties.0
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He looked adorable in pink lace but refused to wear it.0
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I didn't like her ideas of kinky.0
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He really believed he was a ninja and would do all these "ninja" moves. It was kind of ridiculous0
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he wouldn't let me put it in his butt0
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had problems with pokemon0
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LOL...
she kept staring into my soul and it made me uncomfortable0 -
He thought souls existed.0
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she kept trying to steal souls0
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Because she loved to blow in my ear...with a trombone0
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Kept asking ,e to blow in his ears.0
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Nope...aint happening...your mine forever
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She couldn't let go of her ex0
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kept criticizing my trombone playing.0
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She wouldn't let me change her socks0
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He wanted to give me cement shoes and take me swimming0
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