We broke up because...

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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    because I offered her an opportunity for a "Resident Alien" US visa, but that was still too close for her; stating that she'd rather live in a different country...

    I hear ya, freakin women
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He wouldn't listen to me, only Stan
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    That's because Stan's the Man!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I'm still sad. He broke my heart
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    I'm still sad. He broke my heart

    Wouldn't let me kiss it to make it all better...
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Only wore orange coloured clothing even though it clashed horribly with his skin tone.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Only wore orange coloured clothing even though it clashed horribly with his skin tone.
    Wouldn't believe that my skin-tone was a result of those damned Oompah Loompah's storing all that orange stuff around my place. I swear I'm gonna cut their health benefits.

  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Treated the Oompah Loompahs like slave labor. C'mon man it's the 21st century.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Sang nursery rhymes in a high pitched voice every time we were out.
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    He thought Jean luc Picard could beat darth vader in a fight.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Fvaisey wrote: »
    Treated the Oompah Loompahs like slave labor. C'mon man it's the 21st century.

    Oh my Gawd! is there no end to the harassment on this Oomph Loompah issue? (see http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/31925096#Comment_31925096 )!

    He just could NOT let it go! Seems that he's in desperate need of a Disney soundtrack for his issues...
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    likes to wear saggy skinny jeans, which shows off his Scooby Doo underwear
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was a little bit too dramatic for my taste
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Would always knock on my door and run away?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Took 60 minutes to answer his door!
  • hikeout470
    hikeout470 Posts: 628 Member
    she talked about me behind my back
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    never opened the sunroof even on a nice day
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
    Always looking for the double high five, could never be happy with just one dammit.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was stingy with her love...
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She didn't like the high 10
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    he was glowing had to always wear sunglasses
  • hikeout470
    hikeout470 Posts: 628 Member
    he is a serial texter
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    edited April 2015
    she never replied thought my phone was broken
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Always sent me obscene photos of him and his Beenie baby collection
  • jn612002
    jn612002 Posts: 11 Member
    She cheated
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
    Sent my dog off to the farm to make room for the blue eyed cats.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Would sometimes give me crazy looks while sharpening the kitchen knives o.o
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She would hiss at me every time I walked in the room.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    gave me ice that had hair on it
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I suspect he was cutting locks of my hair at night. I've no real proof but still left

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