We broke up because...

kiwiiguy · April 2015

I just couldnt wear those rubber gloves

tabixat · April 2015

his calves were too intimidating

Deltaoutlaw · April 2015

She couldn't come to terms with my love of klompen dancing.

jamieb81224 · April 2015

I caught him listening to Nickleback

Deltaoutlaw · April 2015

jamieb81224 wrote: »

I caught him listening to Nickleback

That's a lie!!!!

juliaruliasNY · April 2015

He lacks emotional intelligence and isn't affectionate. Has intimacy issues. True story! We broke up last week ...

tabixat · April 2015

Deltaoutlaw wrote: »

She couldn't come to terms with my love of klompen dancing.

i did try, can't say i didn't try

bestintheworld842 · April 2015

because I played with em too much

Alisontheice · April 2015

This best in the world thing...just didn't buy it

ZeeShay · April 2015

too many flowers

pechepanda · April 2015

she didnt appreciate my beautiful flowers,

Luke_I_am_your_spotter · April 2015

today is opposite day... by saying we broke up we really mean we got engaged

pechepanda · April 2015

engagement ring wasnt good enough

Luke_I_am_your_spotter · April 2015

sex wasnt good enough....

ZeeShay · April 2015

he wouldn't take his hat off…ever!

Gabrielm80 · April 2015

Because she was in love with someone else, but who??

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

Didnt want me

syedaounabbas · April 2015

Left me in the closet to die....

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

I tried to get you to come out you said you liked it in there with the other guys

Imback257 · April 2015

We didn't break up! !!! I hope

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

Of course not...it was all a hoax...we never broke up

Imback257 · April 2015

Pheeww! I can breath.

siport · April 2015

he kept leaving without saying goodbye

syedaounabbas · April 2015

He never left.... was a constant annoyance with that shrill voice of his

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

I chucked one tantrum...so he threw me out..

monstalosta · April 2015

She kept sneaking cake to bed

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

*cake* was what he called the baker

kjm3579 · April 2015

One does not break up with his Dear Heart -- but why are there crumbs in our bed???

slimgirljo15 · April 2015

Errrm I can explain...see there was this ...umm m hang on ...see the cake crumbs ummm

Im innocent ...I didnt put the crumbs there...the poster above you did...ive been framed ...honest honey

DeFYneME · April 2015

Lies! Lies! Lies!
The Crumbs the cake... she ate everything ( including me) only on the bed...

We broke up because...

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