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    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      What!!! You ate the ice cream too :'(:'(
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Well~ For what it's worth, you could've picked a better hiding place~ teehee! ;)
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      But I thought three mile down the road in the neighbours fridge was a great hiding spot... :#
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Not when you go there every night to borrow some eggs. Seriously, we have a fridge full of them.
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited May 2015
      But the eggs come with a massage there...you only gave me toast with mine :p
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Hey! They are perfectly toasted!
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Kept talking about food but never prepared any breakfast for me!
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      I think she just kept me.around to cook for her
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Wasnt that great a cook :p
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      No! I loved you for your beatiful heart and soul. Honest :blush:

      But you did bake delicious things
    • Posts: 2,248 Member
      Flashed everyone even my dog
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      He wasn't into boobs
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Wakes me up every morning to make her breakfast. (It's too early! I need sleep!)
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      edited May 2015
      Theres always that hour I give you between 2 and 3 am to sleep ...my breakfast is important
    • Posts: 819 Member
      So's my sleep! And why'd you change the password for the wifi again?
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Her demands were never ending
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Wanted all the island eye candy for herself :p
    • Posts: 9,224 Member
      Because you promised me I could, then broke that promise and my heart :(
    • Posts: 819 Member
      She assumes everything I say is some sort of a promise.
    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Couldn't rely on her, she was always chasing other dudes
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      He cant cook....
    • Posts: 819 Member
      He takes wayyyy too many selfies.
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      have to speak REALLY LOUD FOR HER TO LISTEN TO ME!!!
    • Posts: 989 Member
      Wouldn't sneak me into the water park he worked at. Made me pay, very inconsiderate
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Refused to take off his cap, even in the shower....
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Because every morning I would leave a nicely prepared warm breakfast out for her, and she still had the good sense to avoid me altogether.
    • Posts: 819 Member
      Wakes me up every morning for breakfast.... It's 4AM in the morning...
    • Posts: 1,123 Member
      still wont listen to me :p
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      He's always yelling at me!
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      I speak loudly she thought that was yelling

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