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    • Posts: 6,296 Member
      "All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry." Edgar Allan Poe


      ??Can I get a witness??

      AMEN
    • Posts: 6,296 Member
      I'm in ZH's religion....

      ditto.

      As long as you don't want my money LOL
    • Posts: 14,053 Member
      We are a free religion, keep you money all for you!
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      Since the world is coming to an end ...........please indulge in some latino heat ladies;)
    • Posts: 15,207 Member
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      ditto.

      As long as you don't want my money LOL

      No we take a tithing of 10% of your wine and cheese. But we share it all around so every night is more like a wine and cheese tasting. That's what makes us so popular.
    • Posts: 272 Member
      World can't be ending! I mean after all the dolphins haven't all flown away and thanked us for all the fish ;P
    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      World can't be ending! I mean after all the dolphins having all flown away and thanked us for all the fish ;P

      I am so jealous I did not think of that. :laugh:
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      The Rapture has NOTHING to do with torture. Seriously people need to get educated.

      You obviously don't know RoadDog. He was just being funny in his own sarcastic way. He wasn't serious. In fact, it's kind of hard to be serious in the Chit/Chat Fun & Games Forum!
    • Posts: 9,543 Member
      In case the rapture does happen tomorrow, I've already told my boss I won't be coming to work on Monday. :bigsmile:
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      Sorrry...the end of the world is now tomorrow!!!

      No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 2012
    • Posts: 272 Member
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      No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 2012

      I still find it unfair that the world is apparently going to end on my 6 year anniversary! lol
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      No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 2012

      Yeah...but we'll be embroiled in wailing and a gnashing of teeth until then. I don't think we're suppose to be in the mood to cook up so quinoa and go running...
    • Posts: 9,543 Member
      So lets say an earthquake hits New Zealand at 6PM their time tonight. Who's gonna **** their pants? LOL

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I probably will but then I'll be raptured soon after so I'll have to hurry and clean myself up so I don't arrive in Heaven with poopy pants. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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      Yeah...but we'll be embroiled in wailing and a gnashing of teeth until then. I don't think we're suppose to be in the mood to cook up so quinoa and go running...

      Is it a sign that I'm addicted to MFP because I immediately wondered how many calories gnashing and wailing will burn? :tongue:
    • Posts: 7,424 Member
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTGVx2ATLI
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      it's not that folks do not know what the Rapture is, it that we like making fun of this group saying it is going to happen tomorrow.

      While 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17 speaks of the "gathering up" of those who are saved, the many years of theology (educated and uneducated) have have also combine this with the Book of Revelation, thus creating the idea of Christian Eschatology, to whit: Rapture, followed by the Tribulation, followed by the Millinum, ending with final judgment and eternity.

      So, yeah some of us do know what the Rapture is and are just making light of this latest end of the world. :happy:

      Exactly…for those who believe that Christ will come like a thief in the night know that this is all so funny.
    • Posts: 729 Member
      It was funny 3 days ago, the first time I heard about it. Now it is getting annoying and Im sick of hearing it. The same thing when Osama died. Big deal move on.
    • Posts: 7,424 Member
      http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=46508
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      http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=46508
      Too awesome
    • Posts: 335 Member
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      Well my dog has a soul I don'r know about yours….lol

      Hee hee...MY pup will go with me (wherever we end up ;-)
    • Posts: 762 Member
      :wink: yay! so we have 'til october to reach our target weight, then enter the gates of heaven lookin' dam good :glasses:
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      Well my dog has a soul I don'r know about yours….lol

      More dogs will make it to heaven than people...they tend to behave much better then people!
      (and before someone replies, yes, I know...by faith, not works)
    • Posts: 254 Member
      :wink: yay! so we have 'til october to reach our target weight, then enter the gates of heaven lookin' dam good :glasses:

      That's a great plan.
    • Posts: 60 Member
      I'm going to make a prediction. Every person on here's world will end within the next 100 years or so.

      Are you ready?
    • Posts: 48 Member
      Uh.... I don't mean to alarm anyone but....

      RT @BreakingNews Small earthquake, preliminary 3.1 magnitude, rocks Hawaii, no inuries reported http://on.doi.gov/

      RT @BreakingNews Moderate 4.8-magnitude earthquake strikes near Solomon Islands, South Pacific http://on.doi.gov/mzlNvF

      RT @BreakingNews 5.6-magnitude earthquake strikes near South Sandwich Islands, no tsunami warning issued http://on.doi.gov/lfpxtJ


      I'm actually not 100% sure but I think it's 6:00pm there already....
    • Posts: 48 Member
      Just to be clear I don't actually believe the Rapture is going to happen, that's just a scary coincidence.
      If it hits NZ and then me (live in AUS) maybe then I'll be a little scared lol
    • Posts: 7,632 Member
      hahahaha awesome
    • Posts: 111 Member
      well they predicted it would start in New Zealand and nothing happened there. and If no one disappeared from Hawaii or any of those other places then chalk it up to there on fault lines and have earth quacks all the time. Plus those look like small earth quakes to me >.>
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      It was funny 3 days ago, the first time I heard about it. Now it is getting annoying and Im sick of hearing it. The same thing when Osama died. Big deal move on.

      So...you're sick of hearing about it. But you purposively sought out this very clearly labeled thread...a humor thread, mind you... to expound on how annoying this is and to tell us how we should all move on...

      Sounds like your idea of fun is being annoyed. Well...I'm happy to oblige.
    • Posts: 111 Member
      http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/149529/20110521/may-21st-doomsday-prediction-end-of-the-world-failed-earthquake-new-zealand-twitter-geological-surve.htm
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