We broke up because...
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            Mad bc I wanted to rock her glasses0
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            Her feet smelled like raw onions with old cottage cheese0
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            He listened & cried to the "Aladdin" soundtrack as he would jerk his gerkin'0
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            Was too tame in bed.. 0 0
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            Was to wild in bed0
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            Couldn't hang0
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            Had nasty sores on it 0 0
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            Wasn't hung0
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            His dick was to big0
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            Her boobs were bigger than mine0
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            smaller boobs0
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            His boobs were bigger than the average girl! :P0
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            my husband said I couldn't have any boyfriends.0
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            she complied too much with her husband!0
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            He liked her husband too much0
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            Her husband liked @monstalosta too much!0
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            Talked about my husband too much. Guy isn't even on MFP and people are talking about him. Typical.0
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            Bragged about her husband too much... Guy isn't even on MFP and she's blabbering all the time about him.. Typical! LOL 0 0
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            Thinks he is a parot0
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            He is using MFP forums0
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            He is abusing MFP forums0
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            His wife wouldnt let him date me 0 0
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            wouldn't stop smothering me with wet licks...0
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            He kept kissing the dog lol that's were the licks came from lol0
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            she would keep on rolling like a croc cause that's how she rolls..0
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            I found out he had ten children! 0 0
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            She told me she wanted to be a surgeon and start practicing with me0
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            Had a lot of scars and was always getting some "proceedures" done by a questionable doctor0
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            she showed her boobs to public0
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            He showed his Boobies to the public all the time trying to compete with his Ex!0
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