We broke up because...

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  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    He is abusing MFP forums
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    His wife wouldnt let him date me :p
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    wouldn't stop smothering me with wet licks...
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
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    He kept kissing the dog lol that's were the licks came from lol
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    she would keep on rolling like a croc cause that's how she rolls..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out he had ten children! :open_mouth:
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    She told me she wanted to be a surgeon and start practicing with me
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Had a lot of scars and was always getting some "proceedures" done by a questionable doctor
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    she showed her boobs to public
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He showed his Boobies to the public all the time trying to compete with his Ex!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,225 Member
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    She kept bringing up my ex! I think she had a crush on him ._.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    i looked like her uncle !!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He always held me down and made me say "Uncle!"
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited May 2015
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    She didn't like being mounted
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    she liked to call me uncle ..while we are in bed..
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    Not when it was with his mom
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    She liked his mom watching us make love
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Had some weird fetish of being in bed with my mom
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
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    He couldn't accept that I was a nymohomaniac
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    edited May 2015
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    Told me about some weird dream he had about his mother being covered in vegemite..

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