We broke up because...

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  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Always wanted me to conform to his conservative ways
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    She tossed a beer to my head, I slapped her violently, she threw a chair on me, I kicked her in the ribs and then..... a fight ensued....end of relationship..
  • Maxximius
    Maxximius Posts: 24 Member
    wow dude!
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    He couldn't handle my kinky side
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he didnt have a kinky side
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    She wanted to share my guy
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    didnt share
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    He kept telling me id like it if I tried it...like a fool, I believed him
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he was a fool, and blamed me for it
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She never liked bacon; I suspected that she was an alien.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Always smelled like bacon
  • SonicKrunch
    SonicKrunch Posts: 192 Member
    Kept hitting me with hoola hoops instead of her hoops
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    Contradicted himself all the time
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    she wouldn't let me inside her hula hoop :(
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    didnt know how to hula hoop
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    She cutted her hair
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    Because he says "cutted" instead of "cut"
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    It's cut, the past tense of cut is still cut, cutted is not a thing!
    It's obvious why we broke up, his grammar is atrocious.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    He constantly went grammar police on my *kitten*
  • B_Jaxn
    B_Jaxn Posts: 1,225 Member
    Because he had cuttted off all my hurr when we had felt schleep one night
  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
    He couldn't spell at all
  • Nuke807
    Nuke807 Posts: 160 Member
    Grammar Nazi!! I approve, but we still broke up because she kept stealing my glasses...
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    LMAO :D i was driving so i miss spelled lol
  • TehBunny
    TehBunny Posts: 6 Member
    Called my cat ugly
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    You don't wear glasses... We broke up because he insisted my glasses were his and wouldn't give them back.
  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
    She insisted I needed glasses and I really didn't
  • Nuke807
    Nuke807 Posts: 160 Member
    I had contacts in that day...now you are just starting to nag me so that is why we had to break it off :)
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    He thought I nagged.. I do not!
  • Nuke807
    Nuke807 Posts: 160 Member
    I can never win the argument...
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    He thought everything was an argument.

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