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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She would rotate me and my sister!
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    asked me to dress as my sister
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Kept stealing my skirts and calling them kilts.
  • burpeepenalty
    burpeepenalty Posts: 33 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Better tan than i
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Her abs were better than mine. Was a little jealous
    ilfaith wrote: »
    Kept stealing my skirts and calling them kilts.

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    ilfaith wrote: »
    Kept stealing my skirts and calling them kilts.

    She disappears for long periods of time and I miss her
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
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    would never let me out of site for even a minute
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was a Kleptomaniac And If I didnt keep an eye on him he would be in jail right now!
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    She kept taking my beer out of the fridge for other things, like food.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He threw away my Homemade enchiladas just because he needed the space! :angry:
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I loved her echiladas butbshe wouldn't make them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,451 Member
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    I made her enchiladas..she said they were inedible......chocolate goes in everything doesnt it ??
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She made TERRIBLE Mole!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She had a huge mole on her forehead. Couldn't look past it.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
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    She thought the Gobots were better than the Transformers.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    NEVER!!! Bumble bee would be severely offended!
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    She held her fork overhanded, like the shovel technique
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He didnt know which was the salad fork!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    He flipped one night and tried to stab to me in my jugular with a fork because he didn't like the meatloaf
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    her favorite saying was 'fork you!!!'

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