We broke up because...
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she always overcomplicated things0
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she asked Bridge position often ; she doesn't know its really complicated0
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He knew all these weird positions I had never heard of. I think he was a gigolo before I met him0
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I could plank LONGER!!!0
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she got the 7 year itch0
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he would scratch his groin itch with his hands literally anywhere! even while have food at a formal dinner party!0
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he was always providing a little too much information......
TMI0 -
He didn't wash his hands after scratching said itch0
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I couldn't figure out what side of the line he/she belonged to...0
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Because he couldn't handle the truth that he had a good thing.
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He didn't wash his beard0
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she didn't like the beard!0
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He didn't like that I didn't like the beard0
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She cheated on me with a fountain! Look at her! Posing with it and everything!0
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she was a claw creature...0
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arian10daddy wrote: »she was a claw creature...
Don't judge me, beardy!0 -
He had dreamy eyes, I couldn't handle it anymore.
killing me softly lol 0 -
Wasn't a rug muncher after all
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she was a claw creature with an attitude0
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She didn't like I was in an one sided open relationship0
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She ran off with the neighbours wife
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She wouldn't share her beautiful blond hair >=[0
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she was nothing to look at... seriously! a grey shadow, was all she was!0
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Couldn't handle that I didn't want to share0
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Shared with everyone...0
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Couldn't pronounce my name correctly! Even after 3 years together!0
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Ate my stuffed animal monkey!:(0
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she asked me to call her 'few-tar-ski'0
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He called me foot-arr-ska!0
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