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she herself didn't know her name's pronunciation. how could she expect me calling her name 'correctly'. I'd had it!0
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He told me to call him daddy o.o0
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yeah! so what! I like role playing! She hated everything apart from the missionary!0
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Hahahaha...good one ...
Had an awful lot of visitors to her bedroom...told me they watching tv0 -
arian10daddy wrote: »yeah! so what! I like role playing! She hated everything apart from the missionary!
You mean doggy...but it's whatever, just another reason to add to the reasons why we broke up -.-' lol0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Hahahaha...good one ...
Had an awful lot of visitors to her bedroom...told me they watching tv
She kept screaming penis at the top of her lungs at Walmart0 -
she made a list of reasons to break up with me... and memorized them like a kid cramming an essay!0
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He couldn't handle my bdsm fetish -.- tsk tsk0
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she thought cramming an essay was BDSM!0
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He wouldn't write my essays so I failed out of college... TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND. Jk0
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she wanted me to do all her work! she just hadn't grown up!0
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I tied him up like he asked..beat his *kitten* with a paddle...and he just cried...didn't enjoy it at all0
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she was too graphic in all her descriptions of movie scenes!0
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She didn't beat my *kitten* with a paddle like she did with her ex -.- jealous.0
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she wanted her <star><star><star><star><star> beaten with a paddle... She didn't like my kisses there!0
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He kept picking my nose while I was sleeping0
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her plastic nose would keep on falling when she snored while sleeping!0
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He stole my plastic nose! And sold it on eBay...for fifty cents0
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she priced her 'accessories' on ebay... Would sell them from my account to get her snuff!0
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Had a secret eBay obsession. Even tried to sell my dog0
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