We broke up because...
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Tried to make a cat wear Depends0
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Wanted me to clean her litter box.0
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Thought that I kept Tootsie rolls in the litter box0
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Scratches butts0
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Was too much into nature0
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Tried to get me to shave!0
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Liked to try to shave me0
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He had a hairy back and got mad when I waxed him in his sleep!0
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Caught her doing strange things while I slept0
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Would find him passed out places with "fab was here" written on his forehead.0
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i had an inkling i wasnt her 'type'0
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I told him I liked to be Inked so he wrote a big "L" on my forehead when I was asleep!0
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Found an L written somewhere I can't mention.0
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she nicked my sharpie0
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I was too duh to understand his references!0
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I had too many words for him, so decided to keep them to myself!0
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She wouldn't talk to me. Just would make hand gestures!0
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I wasn't good enough0
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She was too good for me! She was however a little dyslexic!0
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