We broke up because...
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            she talked in codes, and said I was confused! It was deliberate from her side, I say!0
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            he never made any sense, he was always much too confused0
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            she started to cry while watching a emotional scene0
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            His heart belonged to another ...
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            She didn't want me to pee standing up.0
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            He never even bothered to flush the toilet afterwards..... Rude!0
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            I peed sitting down and it creeped her out0
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            He made me pee standing up!!!0
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            That is so sexy though
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            Would break up with me every weekend could he could go out single0
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            Couldn't keep it in his pants0
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            It's like she never even knew I was around!0
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            She wasn't around. Couldn't find her to finally break up.0
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            She wouldn't share her bikinis with me.0
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            Would never bring me to the beach0
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            He only ever wanted to go to the beach and wrestle sharks...0
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            Wouldn't let me go to the beach because of his fear of sharks.0
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            She kept holding out0
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            He kept holding out cupcakes0
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            She didn't put bacon on the cupcakes.0
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            his poops smelled up the whole house0
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            Was fanciated0
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            He never kept in touch0
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            Had beans and corn for lunch, and wouldn't pull my finger.0
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            When I asked him to pull my finger, he would always reach lower0
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            I got sick of pulling his finger0
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            She hated my jokes0
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            She destroyed my external usb drive with all my mp3's on it.0
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            He was so mad about silly things like losing music...I offered him mine but Taylor Swift and Abba Suck apparently0
 
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