We broke up because...
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We were drunk, it happens. We woke up the next day and regretted it.0
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I couldn't figure out how to keep her drunk. She sobered up and ditched me...
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I regretted nothing, and apparently she didn't care for that thought process.0
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He was into everything that i wasnt0
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She liked to cook bacon naked..it was dangerous!0
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She didn't like the fact that I cooked bacon while naked.0
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He had an underground hamster fighting club0
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She drove into the garage, the door had not opened all the way yet... and my bike was still on the roof of the car
Now I have to replace 2 things.
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He was a whiner! Blah blah blah my poor bike!0
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She didn't understand how much I love my bike!0
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She was not sensitive to my feelings0
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She had feelings for someone else!!!0
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She wore pinup better than I did, and I couldn't get over my own jealousy 0
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She constantly carpe'd my nutz in public!0
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How am I not supposed to do something that I dont know the definition of???0
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Her pinup stuff started including actual pins... then things got weird...0
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He thought I was in to voodoo because I had one little wax doll of my ex wife!0
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He was not into everything as he claimed0
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She flat out called me a Liar!0
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Lied to me all the time0
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He didn't make me a priority0
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He said I wasn't allowed to break up with him0
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Wait a sec., we broke up? i didn't even know about it!!!0
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I never date anyone who's got more facial hair than I have.0
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The facial hair. 0
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She was a witch and kept turning my friends into newts!0
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Came home with crotch crickets.....
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said words like crotch crickets. I wondered how crickets got into crotches but she'd never tell me.
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Kept looking at me all creepy with only one eye. Had to go for my sanity's sake.
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