We broke up because...
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Was asleep far too often, so left0
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He left and didn't even come back with applesauce.0
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He was a tv remote hog0
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she had strange cravings in the middle of the night
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Didn't appreciate my applesauce appreciation.0
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I didn't like apples.0
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kept hiding the cucumbers, I have no reason why0
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There's only so many people you can hit for starring at your hottie girlfriend,0
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Hit me for looking at myself in the mirror. Hahaa! Kidding, kidding0
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He was so hardcore! I liked it but then it got to be too much0
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I was so soft and innocent0
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She started a biker gang in an attempt to be rebellious.0
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The chaps just wasnt the look I was going for.... So I had to go0
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She ran off with a biker gang0
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She was on the run and I was just a stooge in her cunning plan ,a spook in the wheel a monkey in the ahh you get the point.0
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I wanted to role play cops and robbers and he wasnt into my games0
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Things just didn't add up0
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He didn't have handcuffs. haha.0
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Ran off with my brother. xD0
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Kleptomaniac.....I ended up with nothing0
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I kept the key to the handcuffs0
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still handcuffed to the bed, HELP !!!!0
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Spent all his time in bed0
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He wasn't resourcful enough to get himself free0
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I found him hand cuffed to the bed dressed like sponge bob square pants0
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He had a sponge Bob fetish...so weird0
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He didnt appreciate my sense of humor0
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She wanted a younger man0
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He was too young for me.0
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My swimsuit wasn't as cute as hers0
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