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She was irresistible and and had a do not touch sign tattood on her person!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was irresistible and and had a do not touch sign tattood on her person!
Only on my booty
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Never let me see the tattoo on her booty.0
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Was always looking at other Girl's Booties!0
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Said my eyes wandered too much0
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It was just a bad... bromance.0
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He always gave me that "Really???" look!0
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She thought CHE Guevara was worth being on tshirts0
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I never knew what he was talking about!0
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Because I never know what I'm talking about...0
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Always communicated in a foreign language and didn't bother translating0
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lol
always checked out other chicks when he walked with me0 -
she was prettier than me and I couldn't take it!0
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Self esteem issues! She was gorgeous and was always bashing herself.0
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he just wasn't clever0
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Duh.0
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I came out of the coma0
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He pretended he was in a coma just to see if I would stick around in sickness and in health0
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