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We broke up because...

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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Because she broke my arm for eating too much of her lucky charms. She only would let me have the cruddy old shredded wheat.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Wouldn't let me sign her cast
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He'd trip me "Accidentally" just so I'd break bones so he could sign my casts!
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
    Won't give me my cat back.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He imagined a Conspiracy that everyone was after his cats!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Ate the icing before I could get it on my Toaster Strudels.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hated my Sweet tooth!
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
    it was always everyone else's fault...
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    He stole my sweat bands...and he photo bombed all of my gym selfies.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I refused to bench press her. She said that was a deal-breaker.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    @3AAnn3 Had a small humamoid growth coming from her crotch. Reminded me of Kuato in Total Recall.
  • MrsGreen140
    MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member
    edited July 2015
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    @3AAnn3 Had a small humamoid growth coming from her crotch. Reminded me of Kuato in Total Recall.

    He had a thing against humanoid growths on crotches. Oh well. It's his loss.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    @3AAnn3 Had a small humamoid growth coming from her crotch. Reminded me of Kuato in Total Recall.

    My abs were far more defined than his, even after the 3 kids. He was tired of competing and falling short.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    MrsGreen140 wrote: »
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    @3AAnn3 Had a small humamoid growth coming from her crotch. Reminded me of Kuato in Total Recall.

    He had a thing against humanoid growths on crotches. Oh well. It's his loss.

    She constantly got hit on while we were out together and it made me feel insecure.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Because she took all her orders from Mini-me...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never understood that I needed a second opinion and my mini me was a genius!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Her fabulousness was too much for me to handle
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    She wouldn't share the trophies in her basement. ;)
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I was just another notch on her paddle :(
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    It was the biggest notch but that wasn't enough for him.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She would share the duck she took from michael :p
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    She cheated on me
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Didn't like my unhealthy obsession with Viva Piñata
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    getting back together again is awesome
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hmmm that whole harem thing :D
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    you hold center court
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol...told lots of lies :D ...I did like him for it though
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    embellishments dear
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    He wasn't into me
  • MrsGreen140
    MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member
    She kept obsessing about her ex GFitMan and wanted to name our pet fish after him

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