Corrupt Wish Game

I wish for a better paying, more satisfying job than the one I have now.

Granted. You are a phone sex operator. Satisfying all types of people.

Wish the dishes would wash themselves.

the dishes wash themselves - but even when you're not done eating, and you can never use your dishes because if they get a speck of food on them they immediately clean themselves.

I wish that my 4 year old was more well behaved.

Granted. Your four year old sits perfectly still and says nothing. Never complains, but never tells you "I love you" :sad:


Wish I had a vacation planned.

Good thing you didn't say that he was dead - that would have been aweful

Granted. Your four year old sits perfectly still and says nothing. Never complains, but never tells you "I love you" :sad:


Wish I had a vacation planned.

Good thing you didn't say that he was dead - that would have been aweful

OH No! I'd never say that. Not even in fun on Corrupt A Wish....:noway: (I've played this game on other forums, just not here)

I wish there weren't any mosquitos.

Granted. The 10,000 bats that just moved into your attic took care of them for you.

Wish angelworm didn't smell like guano.

Granted - You can no longer smell me, but you also can't smell anything else because ... dun dun DUN! your nose is GONE!

(And I took a shower)

I wish cmriverside could smell again.

lol! yay! guano girls!

Granted. Now I smell like guano, and I'm your friend. :devil:

Wish I could get out of bed and be alert enough to exercise right away.

Granted, you are now alert enough to exercise right away. The only problems is that you always forget to go to the bathroom and you continually soil yourself making the guano smell mix with your urine and not even angelworm can stand being around you.

I wish the administrators at my job stopped being morons.

Congratulations, your boss found you on MFP and you are now fired and sent home immediately. You now have all the free time you want.

I wish I could transform into any animal I choose (and remember, humans are animals, too), while maintaining my mental capacities.

I wish I would stop aging, but still manage to be able to change by body via workouts.

You stop aging and look a healthy 65 from this point forward. You still have stamina to do a full a workout as you wish, the physique is coming on lovely as a result, but so are your 32DD man boobs


I wish southern England had a Mediterranean climate and white sand beaches

*Poof* They have just released a capsule that instantly cures headaches but for every tablet you use 1 inch of nostril hair grows!

I wish I was a little bit taller : P

* spink * The governor of Ohio officially renames the state to Cohio. Alphabetically it's now closer, but still in the Midwest



I wish the word "Awesome" would vanish from US vocabulary - it's worn out and needs a rest

*twinkle* Awesome has disappeared from the english language, along with every other word beginning with an "A".

I wish people would take more responsiblity for their actions

It is made so. The newly created National 'uthority for Wish Fulfillment & 'buse track you down 'fter many confusing 'venues of investigation.
There is currently no word for which land mass the United States is united over ; the CInothing now have intelligence 'gents ; Hawaii has no word for Hello or Goodbye ; and there are 3 new states called Laska, Labama and Rkansas.
Your licence to practice magic is revoked, and for the next 2 years you're turned into the doppleganger of Rnold Schwarzenegger

I wish Alpha Centauri was within 'commute' distance for our rocket technology

you got it we know how it was formed but our knowledge leads to our distruction and the end of the universe begin.

i wish i had a new car

ShaZAm you have a new car, as your driving it off the new car lot a log truck come speeding threw a red light totaling your brand new ride, in which you only had liability insurances on since it was paid for in full with your life savings.

I wish I could control peoples actions threw brain waves.

*POOF* You controlled the most beautiful woman in the world to sleep with you. And now you have herpes.

I wish I could fly.

*poof* all your problems solve themselves but in doing so create more problems

I wish men wouldn't be so frustrating!