We broke up because...

Fvaisey · July 2015

She knew I fantasized that she was Greta Garbo...

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

He kept insisting that I was a time traveler!

GFitMan · July 2015

she wouldn't even give me the time of day

SojournerThirteen · July 2015

He was goin around hoggin everyones day light

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

I was embarrassed by his grass skirt wearing habit

PewterSky · July 2015

She was embarrassed by a lot of things I did and would always be complaining about it.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

I came home one day and she had cut out the nipples and crotches of all my clothes.

asianfashionista86 · July 2015

He wouldn't eat the booty like groceries

YAMBAM20 · July 2015

I ravaged the groceries,

Spnneil06 · July 2015

Couldn't keep food in the house

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

Never shared the Goodies and left me with Grits and Oatmeal!

Becka4Real · July 2015

I didn't like grits. She left immediately.

sixxpoint · July 2015

Dead fish in bed

Becka4Real · July 2015

Couldn't tell if I was awake or sleeping

YAMBAM20 · July 2015

Broke my pelvis "experimenting"

Becka4Real · July 2015

He never used the safe word... then blamed me for injuries

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

He didnt take his "Vitamins" ;p

YAMBAM20 · July 2015

Tried slipping horse tranquilizers in my food.

_Tink_ · July 2015

He kept calling me mom.

YAMBAM20 · July 2015

Was in denial that I was the father.

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