We broke up because...
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We could never just have sex and fall asleep0
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st0rmagedd0n wrote: »We could never just have sex and fall asleep
She never satisfied me intellectually.0 -
st0rmagedd0n wrote: »We could never just have sex and fall asleep
haha, probably not meant for me as well.
though that is true. i'm a talker0 -
Kept using "intellectually" as a euphemism for "in a fur suit"0
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I was wasting a lot of money on tails she wouldn't wear.0
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Had to keep burning all those damn tails0
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My money literally went up in flames when I was with her.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »My money literally went up in flames when I was with her.
His money would just spontaneously combust0 -
Michael_Lucas wrote: »My money literally went up in flames when I was with her.
His money would just spontaneously combust
She wasn't a fan of my exploding money jokes.0 -
Didn't warn me before the Fire Nation attacked.0
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st0rmagedd0n wrote: »Didn't warn me before the Fire Nation attacked.
Thought painting arrows on her body would make her the next avatar.0 -
Spread Fire Nation propaganda that I'm not the next avatar.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »
Thought painting arrows on her body would make her the next avatar.
Didn't understand that I liked painting arrows on my body as a hobby
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She got mad when I told her the only thing she could bend was my shorts.0
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he couldn't forgive me for all the lies0
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I woke up one morning to find she had stolen my wallet my dog and my best friend.0
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he never let me borrow his stuff0
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Brought home some guy's dog, wallet, and best friend.0
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he couldn't get over his traumatic entrance into the world0
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She told me being born was my last chance to get anywhere near some vagene, and I even blew that.0
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haha0
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She mocked my frustration0
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he wouldn't put on a shirt when we went out to dinner0
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She didn't understand that all my shirts were at the dry cleaners getting the lipstick stains taken off.0
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he came home from work with lipstick stains all over0
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She didn't like that I wore lipstick0
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