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We broke up because...
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I caught him carpooling with a blowup doll!0
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took too many selfies in the car.0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »took too many selfies in the car.
100% lol
Didn't appreciate my selfies including all the xrated ones I sent from my car
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EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »took too many selfies in the car.
100% lol
Didn't appreciate my selfies including all the xrated ones I sent from my car
I never got the X rated selfies.0 -
His phone had a child lock lol 0
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He cant laugh at my sarcastic comments lol0
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She couldn't catch my sarcasm for her sarcastic comments.0
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He hides his face away0
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He has a mascot fetish and picked the wrong teams mascot!0
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She used all my eyeliner!0
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Never had any eyeliner...and she knew I was an "eyes guy"0
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He never took the helmet off0
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She didn't have a sense of humor.0
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Didn't like the shrimp in the barbie0
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Never put the cuffs on0
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@sixxpoint You never stop do you. It's you who cant take a joke
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Skipped Leg Day every day!0
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Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day0
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Used the battery boyfriends instead of meEnrgizerBnny wrote: »
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He killed the Energizer Bunny! He put the batteries in backward and the poor thing kept coming and coming...
So Cruel!0 -
He was so Vulgar! I had to constantly send him to confession! ;p 0 -
She confessed that she was with somebody else!!
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He stole all my sunglasses cause he said they looked better on him.0
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I assumed she was Gothic and nearly tore me a new hole
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he was into dolls0
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I actually met someone like that, my god0
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She had too many weird experiences0
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Kept asking about my retirement portfolio and when my last heart checkup was0
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