We broke up because...

asianfashionista86 · July 2015

She used all my eyeliner!

Go_Mizzou99 · July 2015

Never had any eyeliner...and she knew I was an "eyes guy"

blondeinnj · July 2015

He never took the helmet off

sixxpoint · July 2015

She didn't have a sense of humor.

Noelv1976 · July 2015

Didn't like the shrimp in the barbie

GFitMan · July 2015

Never put the cuffs on

blondeinnj · July 2015

@sixxpoint You never stop do you. It's you who cant take a joke

EnrgizerBnny · July 2015

Skipped Leg Day every day!

RNGRZulu · July 2015

Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day

EnrgizerBnny · July 2015

RNGRZulu wrote: »

Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day

Lol not exactly good try though

kjm3579 · July 2015

EnrgizerBnny wrote: »

RNGRZulu wrote: »

Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day

Lol not exactly good try though

Used the battery boyfriends instead of me

Fvaisey · July 2015

He killed the Energizer Bunny! He put the batteries in backward and the poor thing kept coming and coming...
So Cruel!

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

He was so Vulgar! I had to constantly send him to confession! ;p

Noelv1976 · July 2015

She confessed that she was with somebody else!!

lunidevojka · July 2015

He stole all my sunglasses cause he said they looked better on him.

Noelv1976 · July 2015

I assumed she was Gothic and nearly tore me a new hole

karenkasbi · July 2015

he was into dolls

karenkasbi · July 2015

I actually met someone like that, my god

47Jacqueline · July 2015

She had too many weird experiences

Timshel_ · July 2015

Kept asking about my retirement portfolio and when my last heart checkup was

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